Sir Spaz a lot

I gigled as Spaz-A-Lot practically passed out, obviously tired. I yawned again, then decided I would lay down there. It was nice out, and I felt a little uncomfortable in my hut.

~Tetren

I watched Spaz a lot pass out pathetically.
'Hmmph.' I said quietly with contempt. I watched Batarina stretch out on the ground beside him, and couldn't help but feel a little lonely.
'Being an assasin sucks.' I thought.

(Dum dum DUUUUUUM!!!)

(*GASP!* ...)

I quickly fell asleep, and didn't wake until I could feel the morning sun shining in my eyes. I sat up, still tired, and looked around.

~Spaz A Lot
I woke up feeling sore all over.
'This quest is already tiring me out, and it hasn't been a day.' I complained with a playful grin towards Kayal.
Once again, Tetren watched us.
I felt uneasy under his gaze.

I laughed at Spaz-A-Lot's comment, then stood up, stretching out my arms.

'You had mentioned something about going back and burying those men?' I asked.

"Yeah.' I agrreed. 'Other wise crows and stuff will just eat them.'
Batarina frowned.

I grimaced.

'I guess let's go do that first, then. Then we can start moving again.'

*Time SkIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIp!*
After we had completed the grisly task of burying them men, (we erected a large stone monument to the fallen king with the help of Tetren's magic) we continued in our long and tedious journey towards the enemy kingdom of Whatever-I-Named-It.
On the way we passed a lush green feild. The trees swayed the a gentle breeze, and alabaster clouds drifted lazily across the sky.
'Its so hot today.' I remarked.

'Yeah,' I replied simply, wiping some sweat off of my forehead. We had been walking for a little while now, on our way to the kingdom of Whatever-I-Named-It. (heh heh...)

I noticed a few times Tetren staring at me, then looking away quickly when I caught him. There was something about him...I just couldn't figure it out.

~Tetren
I noticed Batarina looking at me a few times. I decided to show off to get her attention.

~Spaz A Lot
I watched as Tetren produced a magic fountain of water fom his hand.
'This should help us cool off.' He remarked. I smiled at him sarcastically.

(Gah! O_O I forgot about this...I ish bad co-author...)

Tetren suddenly produced a small spurt of water from his hand, cooling us off a bit. I shot him a quick smile, still a bit wary of him.

Suddenly, I noticed something in the far distance, as if it had magically appeared; a castle.

(nevermind Kaylah, I be the same, Yarrrr)
Spaz A lot

Ooooh! A magical castle!' I exclaimed excitedly. 'Let's go and see! Can we pleeeaaaaseee?'

(^_^)

'Okay...' I replied, giving Spaz-A-Lot a "you're-kinda-freaking-me-out" look as we walked towardsa the castle.

( )

I decided at the last minute that we shouldn't go to the castle.
'Let's not.' I explained abrubtly.

"But...' Tetren whined 'YOu said a second ago that-"
'I changed my mind.'

(heh heh...)

I stared at Spaz-A-Lot for a moment, cocked my head to the side slightly as I tried to figure out what in the world he was thinking, then gave up. There's no way to figure out what's going on inside that head of his.

Anyway, I sighed slightly, chuckled, then spoke.

"O-kay...then let's keep on going," I suggested and started walking slowly.

( )
As we kept walking, I noticed that the castle seemed to be shifting places on the horizon.
'Hey,' I said gently to Batarina. 'Do you think that castle is following us?'

I glanced at the castle, and it looked as if we hadn't moved away from it at all.

'Um...I think it is...' I answered, confused. How could a castle be following us?!

(It has LEGS!)
'Well, then, lets just run away!' I said in a dumb-sounding manner.

(...Seriously?? ...Cool! )

I suddenly noticed...the castle had legs.

"Um...I think the castle is walking towards us," I stated, noticing now that the castle was jogging our way.

I followed Spaz-A-Lot's suggestion, and started to run, grabbing on to his hand to make him run faster.

I slipped and fell.
'Sorry! My hands are all sweaty!' I called from the groung. Tetren gave me a condescending glance. I poked my tongue out at him.

I sighed, then yanked him back up, now holding him by the wrist so it wouldn't happen again.

"It's gaining on us!" I shouted, risking a glance over my shoulder. I gasped. It was less than 100 yards away, and was huge.