WAR!!!!

Me: Someone help me!

*All of a sudden, Jonathan appears.*

Me: O.O ...Jonathan?!

Jon: Uh....where am I?

Me: Huh? .......Oh, I know! You're the Jonathan from EARLIER in my story! (HA!!!)Yay! Now help me!

Me: Uh-huh....Is that even possible? Oh, and don't put your hopes too high, Batgirl. Since I killed him, he's going to die anyway....*cackles*

Me: Yes, but not yet! And I'm not sure if you should've said that....

Jon: Wait....she kills me?!

Me: Yep.

Jon: .....Should I kill her?

Me: Yep.

Jon: Alright. *Sends a wave of electricity at Star, sending shock through her and making her collaspe onto the ground. Then, sneds a LARGE wave of electricty at all of the Irkens a little ways behind Star, killing them all.*

Jon: *Walks over to Star, kicking her in the side.*

Me: *watches as all of the Irkens fall over, then stands back up and dusts herself off after Jon kicked her side* Wow, you really are stupid, huh? I guess you didn't know that we Irken's electric conductivity is...very low. Which is why we are so good with the electrical weapons, lasers, robots, and such.

*turns around and sees all of the Irkens stand back up*
Ha!

Jon: Hm....how about this? *Shoots a bolt of electricity at a nearby ABANDONED skyscraper that was due for demolition, making it fall over and squish ALL of the Irken, making them DIE.* And this. *Punchs Star.*

Me: *falls back a little when she gets punched* Okay....Oh yes, I guess I shouldn't need this "human disguise" anymore, huh?

*disappears and reappears into a crowd of LIVING Irkens, disguised, and probably hard to find in a crowd of people who look just like her*

(......This is just unfair! How is it that I suffer, and you make everything happen so it's good for you?! )

Me: Dang.....hm, maybe we should just let them take over.

Jon: Are you crazy?! We can't let them take over the Earth!

Me (or is it...?): IRKENS WILL RULE ALL!!!!

(.....Do I sense sarcasm?)

Me: Well, what are we supposed to do?! Your powers are basically useless against them!

Jon: Well, we could call in for reinforcements....

Me: Oooh, how about Superman! He could destroy all of them!

Jon: Okay....sure.

Me: Yay! () *Yanks Superman out of a comic-book that was lying around.*

Clark(Superman): Where am I?

(What do you mean....No sarcasm here!...Or is there??)

Me: *is still safely hidden in the crowd of Irkens*

Me: Hey......Supes, do you have any problems with killing evil alien invaders? I know you'd never kill innocent HUMANS, but what about aliens?

Supes: What exactly did they do?

Me: Um....they killed Batman's kid, and they're trying to take over the world.

Supes: Bruce has a son?! ...Hm, no, I guess I would have no problems with that.

Me: Good...now, go attack them!

Supes: *Flies towards them, then hovers above the Irken. Then shoots a MAJORLY large blast from his eyes, burning and disinergrating ALL of the Irken, killing them instantly, leaving absolutely no trace of the Irken, except for the giant scorch mark on the ground and some guts here and there.*

Me:.......We actually did it! Go Superman!

(There is NO defeating Superman. )

Me: *has already disappeared with the rest of the SMART Irkens, to some place that NOBODY but them knows about* Haaa!!!

(You DO realize that Supes can just find you, right? He can hear someone, like, tripping over there coffee table thousands of miles away.(Seriously, he did that once. ^^') I don't think he's going to have much of a problem finding the Irken. )

Me: Hey......I don't think they're dead!

Supes: *Still hovering, listening.* No...they're not. Come on. *Grabs Jon and me, and flies off in the direction he heard the Irken.*

Me: *smacks the Irken who laughed* (Yeah, that wasn't me; I meant to put "Irken #1: Haaa!!!" '^^)

Me (and all of the other living Irkens): *runs off camping for three days*

(Yep, I'm getting ready to leave now! And I won't be back until Sunday!! *sobsobsobsob* DX

(NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOUR FAMILY IS EEEVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!!! *Sobs*)

WOO HOO! WAR! XD
...
Wait, what's the war about???

(......Nothin'. Oooh, did you see the new eppy of Avatar that just aired???????? Star's gone(Camping), and I have no one to talk to about it!!! *Sobs*)

(Ummm I might of have... I saw alot of the new ones before they aired so I dunno. Which one was it?
Oh lol, when's she coming back???)

(I'm ba-ack!
Okay, Emiri, this is a war between the Earthlings ( Batgirl), and the MIGHTY Irkens (ME!!)!
Batgirl pretty much uses only, like, Superhero people and stuff, and I'm the leader of the Irks! So, if you'd like to join our little "war", then you'll have to pick something you'd like to defend. Like, Earth. Or some other planet. And, if you pick Earth, you'll have to pick a "type" of people, like....Naruto, or something. Make sense? '^^)

(Pleas help me Emiri....the Irks are evil and they killed my one character, Jonathan! *Sniffle*)

(Oh poor Jonathan! Lol, ok I will help defend earth! A type of people hmm... The people of Naruto of course!

And sadly, my love for Naruto might take over my love for avatar since the shows over D: So sad.)

(NOOOOO!!! THE SHOW'S OVER!!!! heh, I'm re-watching the finale right now. It's so awesome!!!!! I was TOTALLY freaking out last night about Zuko! I was like, "OHMYGOSH, HE CAN'T DIE!!!!!!!" ^^')

(Yeah, I was, too (surprising, huh? I usually don't freak out about Zuko '^^)! And then, of course, I was freaking out about every single person (that I like, not Azula or Ozai or anything) that was hurt or whatever. Oh, and when Zuko and Katara left (together and alone) on Appa, I was freaking out, afraid the "Zutarians" would...well, win! But they didn't! YAY FOR KATAANG!!!!! And then Azula finally snapped! Hehehe....Okay, I'll shut up about this....and put it on my "Avatar: The Last Airbender- Season 3 Episodes!!" thread! )

(*cough* Back to the war, Batgirl? Emiri? Anyone....*echo...cricket*.....*cough* '^^)

(Of course! It shall soon be time to call in the big guns...... )


Me: *Looks up at Superman who is carrying her.* Um, Supes?

Supes: Yeah?

Me: Do you have any idea where you're going?

Supes: Of course I do. The Irks are camping out.