WAR!!!!

(Right....O.o)

Me: Hmmm....Ooh!

*runs off, and comes back carrying the Almighty Tallests* (The "Almighty Tallest" are the two rulers of the planet Irk. They're the tallest and most powerful Irkens....I don't know, they've got a weird government; whoever's tallest is the ruler...'^^)

Me: My Almighty Tallest, there is a Martian trying to attack the planet....What shall we do?

Tallest Red: Who are you?

Me:...I'm....umm....Invader Star!

Tallest Purple: But we've never heard of you....

Me: Yeah, I'm new. Anyway, look! *points to that Martian person thing* Trying to attack!!!

Tallest Purple: I thought the Martians were...exticnt.

Me: *sighs* Yeah, except for that one!! Sooo....What shall we do?!

Tallest Red:.....*too all of the Irken soldiers and armada and such* ATTACK!!!!

Me: Oh please.

J'onn: *As they attack, becomes intangible and they pass right through him. He then raises his hands up, and sends wave-thingys into their minds, making them(The Irkens)all fall over, dead.*

Me: Ha!

Me: NOOOO!!!!! Wait....that was just the backup....*sighs in relief*

*runs back over to the Tallests* Now what do we do?!?!?!?!

Tallests: *shrug*

Me: Thanks, guys....-_-

Me: Hey...J'onn?

J'onn: Yes?

Me: What about those "Tallests" dudes?

J'onn: Oh, yes. *Sends some wave-thingys into the "Tallests"' minds, and they soon fall over dead as well.*

Me: Thanks! Now, what about Star?

J'onn: Should I kill her?

Me: ......Nah.()Just uh......oh! *Presses a button on a little controller in her hand, making a metal cage fall over Star, imprisoning her.* Muahahahaha!!!

J'onn: Can I have my oreos now?

Me: NOOOO!!!!! Wait....that makes ME tallest! Now I rule the all of Irk! YAY!!! But wait....
*cage falls over her*
NOO!!! SIR!

*a robot (a "SIR" is what "GIR" is suppossed to be, but the Tallest made Gir stupid ) comes in, and fits through the bars in the cage*

SIR: Yes, my master?

Me: Get me out of here!

SIR: Yes, master! *blows up the cage*

Me: YAY!!!

Me: A robot? Good, good.....J'onn?

J'onn: What about my oreos?

Me: Later!

J'onn: *Sighs* Fine.....*Flies off towards the robot, flies through it, and comes out the other side with a bunch of wires in his hand. Gir falls over, unable to work now.*

Me: Ha!

J'onn: We should do something about that girl. *Gestures to Star*

Me: Of course.

J'onn: Then....*Raises his hand up, pointing it towards Star, and sending not-deadly wave-thingies(I don't know how else to describe them...)towards her.*

Me: You think killing a SIR (which are actually fairly small ) is going to stop me?! HA! There are hundreds, if not thousands, of those available to me!

*dodges (not sure if that's possible...but it is NOW ) the wave-things sent at her*

Me: J'onn?

J'onn: *Flies straight at Star, grabs her buy the shoulders, and sends the wave-thingys from his head to hers. She soon passes out, the waves messing with her mind.*

Me: Muahahahaha!!!!! Lock her up!

J'onn: *Throws Star in a metal cage, with NO bars, only one little slot at the door that you can look through.*

Me: *wakes up in a cell-thing* What the-?! What the heck happened?! *rubs head*

Me: *Hands J'onn a pack of oreos.* Here ya go!

J'onn: *Rips open the package.* Thank you, child.

Me: *Walks over to the cell thing and looks through the slot thing.* Hello, Star.

Me: *hisses at Batgirl*
What do you want?

Me: I won! Y'know, none of this would've happened if you hadn't of killed Jon. Maybe I would've just given up. So, this is really all your fault. JONATHAN HAS BEEN AVENGED!

Me: I don't think so! Maybe I have been hiding my true identy for too long....But you haven't won that easily!!

Me: What true idnetity?

Me: Uhhh.....Nothing! Nothing at all! '^^

Me: Anyway.....yes, this is all your fault!! If you hadn't killed J-Jonathan, none of this would've happened!!! *Sobs* Jonathan!

Me: Right....Techinacly, it'd be your fault. Jonathan didn't want to hurt us, but you made him. So, if you didn't make him fight us, he wouldn't be dead right now, would he? And you wouldn't be mourning his death like the pathetic human you are!

Me: ....But YOU'RE the one who suggested starting a War! And wait a second.....*Gasp!* You're not human, are you!?

Me: Pffht! *starts getting all nervous*...What m-makes you think that?! *laughs nervously*

Oh, and I suggested the war between us; you're the one who brought Jonathan into it in the first place!

Me: BECAUSE, you said "Like the pathetic HUMAN you are"!!

Ah, why am I even doing this?! Jonathan is dead...I have no purpose. ()

Me: *mumbles* Humans have NO purpose.....
And yes, that IS what I said! Your point?

Me: *Is now on the ground in front of the cell, sobbing.*

Me: *listens to Batgirl sobbing outside of the cell* Oh boy....Well I guess this is my only chance....

*Suddenly, the door gets blasted down, and smashes Batgirl*

Me: I'm out!
*takes off running out of the cell*

Me: I don't even care! *Sobs some more*

Me: Wow, you just got crushed by a heavy, metal door, and you don't even care............?

*shrugs*

Oh well!
*continues to run, and gets to the meeting hall, where all of the Irken warriors are waitng*