WAR!!!!

Muahahahaha!!!(Anbody who wants to know how this craziness started, read the "discussion" between Star and I on the Naruto Roleplaying thread. ^^)

*Grabs Jonathan and runs off to get a big tank. Comes back a few minutes later with a huge tank.* *Cackles well aiming at Star*

(So the battle between the Invader Zim-obsessed girl and the girl who can't get enough comics begins....)

*hides behind a rock, and Batgirl's aim is off, not hiting Star*
Ha! Haha...ha......Anyway....

*goes and disappears for a second, then comes back, inside the giant "Battle Mech 4" (the giant robot-thing that Zim used to "accidently" nearly destroy Irk)*

Muahahahahaha!!!!

*shoots lasers at Batgirl and Jonathan*

.......REINFORCEMENTS!!!!

*Yanks Wes(Beast Boy and Raven's kid)out of her fan fic.*

Me: Wes! Turn into a T-Rex!

Wes: Uh....why would I do that?

Me:...*Gives Wes her patented evil glare.* BECAUSE, I created you. Now....Turn into a T-Rex!

Wes: Um....okay.....*Whipers to Jon.* She's scary...

Jon: Tell me about it.

Wes: *Transforms into a T-Rex*

Me: Now........Attack Star!!

Wes: *Charges at the Battle-Mech 4 and bites at the metal, putting a big dent in it.*

Me: Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Me (on the inside of the Battle-Mech 4): NOOO!!!
*to the the Irkens helping her control the robot-thing* Is that the BEST you can do?! COME ON!!!

*starts shooting more lasers, and one hits Wes*
Hahaha!!!!!!!!

*smiles evily*

Me: Noooo!!!! Wes!

Wes: *Transforms back to human form and falls over.*

Me: You shall pay for that!!!!! Jon!

Jon: *Runs over to me* Yeah?

Me: Electrocute those aliens!

Jon: ....Are they evil? I can't electrocute them if they're innocent.

Me: ........WHAT?! *Mumbles* Stupid superheros and they're "morals" and ethics". JUST DESTROY THEM!

Jon: Fine..*Aims his hands and engulfs the Battle-Mech 4. Clenches his hand into a fist, and makes the Battle-Mech 4 implode, making Star fly onto the ground about twenty feet away.* Happy?

Me: Very. Thanks. Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Me: *falls to the ground after being thrown out of the Battle Mech 4* Grrrrrr!!!!!!!
*stands up and dusts herself off, then runs off, and comes back...flying in one of those flying ship-things the Irkens use*

Haha!!

*shoots stronger, more powerful lasers at Batgirl and Jon*

Me:....SHIELD!

Jon: ....Okay, how did I become your personal warrior?

Me: *Stares using patented I'm-going-to-kill-you-if-you-don't-obey-me glare.* Shield. Now.

Jon: *Sighs* Fine...*Creates a shield of electricity to block the lasers.*

Me: Ha!

Me: GRRRR!!!!

*calls in half of the Irken armada, and gets in another Battle-Mech machine, leading the group*

Now....ATTACK!!!!

*everyone starts blasting lasers and guns and what not at Batgirl and Jon*

Ha! Who's laughin' now?

Me: *Yawn* Jon, make an electric monster.

Jon:.....Excuse me? I don't know what that is.....

Me: It's a monster made out of electricty!

Jon: Yeah, THAT clears things up.....Fine. *Creates a giant, godzilla-sixe electric monster. The monster grabs the second Battle-Mech and crushes it. Then, the monster picks up any leftover Irken and squiches them in it's hand. Finally, it picks Star up, keeping her trapped in his hand.*

(That is just...cruel! Mission Impending Doom 2 WILL be sucessfull!!!!!! )

Me: *calls in gigantic Gir from the Halloween episode, who is taller than the elctric monster*
Gir, take care of this giant electric monster thing!!

Gir: Okey-dokey!
*squishes the electric monster, but doesn't get shocked, for his dog suit is...electric-proof!*

Me: Thank you. Now....squish that person!!

*points to Jon*

Gir: Okay!

*squishes Jonathan*

(I'm cruel? Sure...you're the one who just tried to squish my character! Yes, I said tried. HA!)

Me: JON!!!!!

Jon: *After the giant Gir moves his foot, it is revealed that Jon had made a small shield around himself.*

Me: Whew....

Jon: Jeez...you people are crazy. Can I go back to Titans Tower now?

Me:...Um, no! I need you! Now, make a bigger monster!

Jon: *Sighs* Fine.....*Creates a monster five times BIGGER than Gir. Then, makes the monster pucnh Gir, then kick him, then finally step on him, cryshing him.*

Me: Muahahahaha!!

Me: GIR!!!! Oh wait, you're made of metal...phew!

*Gir steps out from under the monster, unscathed*
Haha! Now....

*Gets normal-sized Gir and gets into the space-ship thing, flying off to Mars*
Now how does this work....?

*comes back, flying Mars (yes, that's right, Mar's is actually a giant space-ship...and yes, that WAS on Invader Zim! )*

Muahahahaha!!

*squishes (and yes, DEFFINATLY squishes) Jon with the planet Mars, which is actually a space ship*

Hahaha!!!!

Me: NOOOO!!!! JON! ......You're just cruel! *Walks off, crying over Jon, the character she devoloped for YEARS, and was killed in five seconds by freakin' Mars.()*

Wait....Does that mean I WIN?!?!

And yes, "Freakin' Mars" is pretty amazing, huh?

Me: *Sniff* Yeah, you win.......JONATHAN! *Starts sobbing*

Me: Wooohoohooohooo!!! YES!!! *starts celebrating*
And now....the whole Irken army and civilization must...celebrate!!!

*suddenly appears on a stage-like thing, and all of the Irkens gather around*

Today....we -and by we, I mean I, but you all get credit, too- have WON THE BATTLE!!!! And now, it's only a short step to take over EVERY SINGLE PLANET AND CIVILAZATION OUT THERE!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*everyone in the crowd starts cheering*

Me: J-J-J-Jonathan!!! *Is on the ground, her head on her knees and sobbing.* No! How could you be...dead?!

Me: *looks over at Batgirl*
Oh, suck it up! He would've died someday, anyway!

Me: B-b-but he wasn't supposed to die this early! How would YOU feel if I killed Star?!

Me: Actually....Star already died....'^^
WAIT! *slaps hand over mouth* You weren't supposed to know that!!!!!

(Oooh, look at my new avatar!)

Heh heh heh....But how would you feel if I had killed her BEFORE she was supposed to die!

(It's...interesting '^^)

I would...oh, I don't know...suck it up!! Besides, you wouldn't have to put up with an angry me, but OTHER people might be angry if you killed Star....*coughcough*...'^^

....Oh, that reminds me! You do realize Jon's best friends were a team of superpowered teens, and his father is one of the greatest superheros of all time? And his father, happens to know some of the strongest superheros in the world? Muahahahahaha!!!!!

Me: *yawn*...Your point? I didn't kill Jon....The planet Mars did. And good luck trying to convince the "superheros" that....

Hm....y'know, one of those superheros is FROM the planet Mars. He's the last surviving green Martian, and he's practically as strong as Superman. Now, I don't think he's going to like it very much that you used HIS planet to destroy the son of one of his teammates. Now......*Yanks J'onn J'onzz(Martian Manhunter)out of a nearby comic.*

Me: Hello J'onn!

J'onn: Who are you and where am I?

Me: My names *****, but you can just call me Batgirl.

J'onn: You do not look like Cassandra, and you are not wearing a Batgirl costume.

Me: It's, uh, it's a nickname. Anyway.........she, *Points at Star* Destroyed Batman's son using YOUR planet!

J'onn: And what do you wish for me to do about that?

Me: Um....destroy her and those annoying little Irkens.

J'onn: Why?

Me: Just do it! I'll give you oreos if you do! (I found out that J'onn seriously likes oreos....weird.)

J'onn: Alright.

(J'onn Powers: He can turn invisible, he can fly, he has super-strenghth, he can become intangible, he can mess with your mind, he can READ your mind, and a few other things I can't think of right this moment that must not be important. ^^')