The Un-Offical Injustice Gang

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Once we got down to the base, I threw the president-human on a table-like thing. I told Gir to cuff his arms and legs to the table, just in case he woke up again.

Using the robotic leg-things from my Pak (the Pak is the little circle-thingy on his back '^^), I lifted myself up to the wires and stuff at the ceiling. I just wanted to make sure everything was in-tact before I did anything to this human. I found a very small flaw in the wiring, so I attach the robot-leg-things to the pipes up in the ceiling and started fixing it. Then I yelled back down to the other human.

"What do you suppose we do to him?" I asked. Then I noticed something was missing. Where was Gir....?

"Well, I know for a fact that he has the codes to some of the safes in the White House that contain top-secret information about America." I shouted up to Zim.

"Good. Then I think I know what we can do...." I said, then tried finding Gir again.

"Gir!" I yelled, and he came flying up to me.

"Yes, my master?"

"Gir, go get the Nano-chip ready. Oh, and the Information-Retrivial chip as well," I commanded. He flew off into the Equipment Room, hopefully getting the right chips this time....

"What are you going to do?" I asked.

"I am going to retrieve all the information we need from this president-human's brain! Since I doubt we could get any answers from him by just asking, I am going to launch myself into the human's body. Then, I will work my way up to his brain, and stick the Information-Retriveal chip into the part of the brain that keeps things like codes and other important things." I told him, followed by an evil laugh. ()

"Will this hurt him?" I asked, ignoring his evil laugh. ()

"No, of course not. Unless I want to hurt him, that is."

"Ah," I said simply. "Well, where is he?" I asked, referring to Gir, who had already been gone a few minutes after going to get those chips.

I yelled for Gir one more time, and a few moments later, he was two inches from my face, yelling as loud as he could. Of course, that surprised me, and I fell from the ceiling, landing face-first on the floor.

"Ow." I said, my voice muffled, since my face was smashed into the ground.

"Sorry!" Gir said, laughing. "Want some bacon?"

I walked over to Zim, extending my hand to help him. I turned to Gir, and spoke.

"Where are the chips?" ()

I stood back up, using the robot-leg-things for support. I heard the human ask where the chips were, and as soon as I turned to face Gir, he held out his hand, saying "Right here!"

I quickly snatched them from his hand and walked over to one of the many machines. I inserted one of the chips into one of the slots, and turned to face Gir again.

"Gir, go get the Cruiser. We'll probably need it for this...."

Before I could speak again, Gir flew off, heading towards the Cruiser. I turned back around, inspecting the machine. If it had any flaws, the whole mission -or at least, THIS mission- would be ruined.

"So, what do I do well I'm waiting for you?" I asked.

Before I could reply to the human's simple question, Gir already had the Cruiser brought into the room. He skidded it to a stop only inches from me. I wasn't really sure how long this little robot was going to let me live....

After a few minutes of inspecting and tweaking, the machine was ready. I got into the Cruiser, and before I closed the top to it, I told Gir to turn on the machine when I said ready. I closed the top, got everything ready, and then said "Ready". He pulled down the lever and, with a ray of light, the Cruiser and myself were a little bigger than the size of a normal...Earthanoid bacteria. I turned on the screen in the Cruiser, and I could see the screen by the human had turned on. This way, we could still comunicate.

"Okay, is everything ready?" I asked, wanting to check one last time.

("Earthanoid"? O_o ())


I watched as Zim got into the cruiser, and then when Gir shrunk Zim and the cruiser down. After a moment, a screen by me turned on and Zim came on. I spoke.

"How are you going to get into the prezident?" I asked.

(Hehehe....When Zim first made it to Earth, he didn't know what the habitants (us ) were called. So he called us "Earthanoids"...)

"Gir!" I said, waiting for him to appear on the screen. I heard him say "Yes, my-" and then break off in mid sentence.

"Where'd ya go, master?" he asked, looking franticly around, behind the human.

"Gir, I'm on the screen!" He looked up, and noticed me. He tried hugging the screen, saying "I love you!"

"Gir, stop it! I need you to go open the president-human's mouth. It's disgusting, but it's the only way I'll be able to get in...."

He ran over to the president-human, and held his mouth open. I flew the Cruiser into his mouth. Soon enough, I was in the stomach. Well, I was floating above the stomach, but that's beside the point.

"Do you know how to get to the prezident's brain?" I asked, unsure.

"Of course," I stated, looking at the controls in the Cruiser. "I've done this before. Trust me; I've been flying ships since before you were born!" I said smugly, then headed back up the president-human's throat. I stopped at the small passage-way that would lead me into the president-humans head. I grabbed the other chip, the Information-Retriveal chip, and got it ready.

Well, be careful." I reminded him, hoping that he wouldn't accidentally kill the president or something.

"Like I said, I've been flying ships since before you were born. I think I know what careful i-aaaaaaaarrrrggghhh!!" I screamed as the Cruiser hit the wall of the human's throat, making it (the Cruiser '^^) flipped a couple of times. When it stopped flipping and landed, I looked up to see where I was. I saw the president-human's brain, and said "I've made it to the brain!"

"Good. Now hurry up and insert the chip!" I yelled.

"Calm down already. I may have made a mistake, but us..."aliens" learn from our mistakes, no matter how rare they may be. So NOW I know what I'm doing."

I insterted in Information-Retriveal chip into a little slot, and suddenly, the robotic arm attached to the Cruiser came out, and gripped onto the chip. I carefully made my way to the side of the human's brain, where all of the information such as codes, or anything else we'd need to know, was stored. I carefully insterted the chip into the president-human's brain, and said "Success!"

"There, the chip is in. Now, see the little box at the edge of the screen? Tell me if you can read the writing there," I said, doubting the human could. It was in Irken writing, and I was abosuletly postive that he couldn't read it. I just decided to ask anyway.