The Un-Offical Injustice Gang

I scanned through the writing in the box, and was surprised to find it was written in Russian( )! I answered.

"Yes, I can read it." I said.

(You idiot ()! Have you ever even SEEN Irken writing? It looks NOTHING like Russian! To a human (), it would just look like a bunch of scribbles! Do I have to SHOW you a picture of Irken writing!? () Point in case, it's impossible for any human to read it....Gah, you really SHOULD watch the show....'^^ Anyway, let's say he COULDN'T read it, okay? Before my head explodes in rage.... () )

(Well, I figured THAT. I just figured I'd put that to annoy you! Here:)

I scanned through the little box, and found that it was just a bunch of scribbles.

"No, I cannot." I answered.

(There, how's THAT? ( ))

(...Better! Ooh, I actually have the Irken font on my computer (call me an idiot, adicted-freak )! Mind if I (try) sending it to you through e-mail? '^^ )

I sighed, but was satisfied that he couldn't read it. That means that he knew nothing about Irk....

"That's what I thought. Gir, will you read that and tell me if that's the right information?" I was glad to see that Gir had turned red; he was in Duty Mode for more than three seconds. Impressive.

A few moments later, Gir looked at the screen that I was on.

"Yes, it is the right information!" he said, then turned blue again.

"Good. Then this shouldn't take long...." I backed up the Voot Cruiser, and sucessfully made it back into the president-human's throat. As soon as I got ready to fly back out his mouth, he inhaled a deep breath, and I got sucked up back into his stomach.

"Gir, I think he's awake!" I screamed at the moniter, not sure what to do.

(Oooh, okay! ^^)

I let out a small sigh and walked over to the president. I took a small syringe out of my pocket, and stuck it into his arm. A few seconds later, he exhaled, passing out.

When I realized the president-human had passed out again, I let out a small sigh of relief.

"Thanks, hu-" I said, but my sentence stopped short. I looked out the monitor that had the back of the Cruiser shown on it. I'd done enough research to know what those were. Anytime the human body got sick, these...things would try to "fight" out whatever was causing the sickness. What were they called....? Oh yeah.

"ANTI-BODIES!!!!!!!"

()

(He wasn't sick, though! It was just a sedative-thingy! Like, what they use on people at the hospital or something.....)

(Yeah, I know. But the anti-body-thingys registered Zim and his ship as a bad..."sickness" germ. '^^ )

(Ohhhh....okay..^^')

I looked at the screen, wondering what was wrong.

"What is wrong?!" I yelled. ( )

"What do you think?!" I asked, annoyed "Anti-bodies! Anti-bodies!! ANTI-BODIES!!!" I screamed. All of a sudden, Gir appeared on the screen and said "What's an "Anti-body?"

Once I caught my breath from screaming, I said "They're bad, Gir. They are VERY bad things!" in between panting.

"Is there any way for you to get rid of them?" I asked. (heh, you'd think Havok was an alien himself......Wait....I'VE SAID TOO MUCH! ( ))

(Hmm...Interesting. )

"I don't know!" I yelled, my voice cracking. "I'll just have to fight them off!"

"Well hurry!" I yelled at a lack for words. (^^')

"Thanks for your support!" I yelled sarcasticly. I got ready to fight off the anti-body-things, and clicked every button I could find. ()

I watched as Zim tried to do something, and was failing miserably.

Finally, I got the ship to do what I wanted it to do. It transformed into it's "Fighting Mode" thing. Now, instead of looking like the Cruiser, it looked like a fighting robot.
"Victory for Zim!" I said to myself.

Finally, it looked like he was winning.

"Hurry up!" I commanded.

"I'm going...as fast....as I can!" I said, between breaths. I shot at all the Anti-bodies, and eventually, most of them were gone. At least enough to let me escape.

Finally, he came flying out of the president's mouth.

(Hehehe....)

Once I made it out of the president-human's body, I had Gir return me to full size.

"Whew," I said, sighing from relief. "I'm glad THAT'S over. Now, we must find what information this "president" knows!" I commanded, marching over to the giant screen. The small box in the corner now took over the whole screen, making the marque writing bigger.

I followed Zim over to the screen, where the strange writing was now bigger. I spoke.

"What does it say?"

I grabbed a piece of paper and started writing things down, not even realizing at the first that the human had spoken. "Here, let me translate this into something you can read...." I finished writing the Irken writing on a piece of paper, and gave it to Gir.
He immediatly went into Duty Mode, took a pen, and a new piece of paper, and started writing things down in a strange handwriting that I had learned to be the language these....Earthanoids use. When Gir was done, he turned blue again and handed the piece of paper to the human and yelled "Piggy!"

I took the piece of paper from Gir, staring at him strangely. I scanned down the writing quickly, and found that it was English. Which I have yet to learn. ( )

"I cannot read this. It is in English." I stated. (heh heh heh)

"Oh." I stated simply. "Well then, what language CAN you read?"

"Russian." I stated simply.