The Un-Offical Injustice Gang

Once the human arrived, I told Gir to go retrieve that president-human. Then I had to make sure the yard gnomes (don't ask ) wouldn't attack.

Once the human had made it into the main part of the base, which looked like a normal house, I looked out the window to make sure nobody saw anything....

I pulled a video camera out of my pocket and spoke.

"We should make a ransom video. Show that we have the prezident, and make our demands." I suggested.

I laughed for a second, thinking the human was just kidding. Then I realized he wasn't kidding.....

"I don't think that would be the....best idea. We might be able to get all of the imformation from this human," I pointed to Gir, who was dragging the president into the room, "but, if we can't, making a video might be the thing for you to do. This mission is just a very small one for me, and my...other mission is much, much bigger. And I'd rather not ruin that mission." I said. Then something outside caught my eye. I looked out the window, and saw the last person I wanted to see at all today. Dib.

"What do you THINK my mission is?" I asked, not noticing that Zim was now looking out the window.

(Okay.....just out of curiosity....is Zim a guy or a girl?? O_o')

(.....Zim's a guy. Hehehe.....)

"....Excuse me for a second," I said, ignoring the human.

"Ooh, you're friend's at the door!" Gir said, as soon as there was a knocking sound from outside. I didn't even bother to put on my disguise; I walked over to the door and roughly pushed the door open. The door hit Dib, making him fall on his back. I watched him scurry to his feet before speaking.

"What do you want, Dib?" I asked, annoyed.

I watched the child walk over to the door, opening it. He spoke to the boy who was at the door, seemingly annoyed. I walked over to the door.

"Who is this?" I asked. ()

"Is this another one of your alien friends, Zim? Is it? Huh?!" Dib asked. I noticed he was holding a camera.

"Gnomes." I simply said, and the yard gnomes, using the lasers from their eyes (again, don't ask ), disentagrated (sp? '^^) the camera he was holding.

"And no, this is...well, I don't know his name, but he's one of your filthy kind."

"Have you brainwashed him with some kind of your...Zim-alien technology?!" Dib rambled on.

"No, he's helping me by choice. Now, I suggest you'd leave. I've got work to do...destroying the world!! Buahahahaha!!!"

The yard gnomes drug Dib off, throwing him into a sewer pipe (), as he screamed unitelligable words at me.

"Aww, I miss him already," Gir said.

"No, Gir, he's an enemy!" I stated, for hopefully the last time....

"You never answered me, Zim." I pointed out.

(Have to go)

(Aww, okay! DX)

"Right. That was Dib. He's the only human, and I hate to say this, smart enough to realize my "plans". But he's not really an issue. He's actually quite stupid. Not much of a worry...." I said, looking over at Gir.

"Gir, where did you put the president-human?" I asked when I saw that he was just sitting on the couch, watching that show with the "scary monkey"....That monkey.....()

(....What scary monkey? O_o)

"No, no. I meant that you never answered my question about what you think my plans are."

(Hehehe....On "Invader Zim", there's this show Gir always watchs called "The Scary Monkey Show". It's pretty much just a beat-up-looking monkey standing there the whole time. Everytime Zim sees it, he goes "That monkey...." )

"Well, if I were paranoid, I'd figure it'd be to "destroy" me, or something like that," I stated, not even paying attention to the human. I was more focused on other things. More important things....

()

"No. I've worked with aliens before, I have no problem with you. Those ones were incompetent, and didn't know what they were doing. They were killed easily by the government. And my mission is to take over America(He has something against America...), if not the whole world. I don't care how I do it, just as long as it finally get's done."

(Hehe...Zim seems to always been paranoid....)

"You've worked with aliens before?" I asked, a little surprised. "What planet were they from? Some of those races out there don't know what they're doing....." I said, thinking back to the Planet Jackers. Example A....

"And you plan to take over America, if not the whole world? That is MY mission, too! I don't usually do this, but maybe we could...work together on this? I mean, I KNEW we were working together on taking over this continent, but just imagine what we could do if we worked together on taking over the WORLD! Then I would be one step closer to helping the Tallest succesfully complete Impending Doom 2!" I spoke, getting caught in one of my rants. From the couch, still watching that show with the monkey, Gir squealed.

"Yay, doom!!" He then started to sing that "Doom Song" of his....

"We seem to work well together.........Yes, if we work together, we will surely be able to take over the world." I stated. "Who are these "Tallest" that you speak of, though?" I asked.

"The Almighty Tallest are the mighty leaders of....my home planet," I said, again careful not to say the name of my planet. Nobody knows who could find out. Then the Tallest would kill me for sure!

"Why are they called the Tallest?" I asked quizzically.

"Because, on our planet, whoever is the tallest gets to be the ruler of planet. It just so happens that the two current tallest are exactly the same height." I said, trying not to give too much information away.

"Ah." I said, making sure not to laugh at this alien's home planet's strange customs.

"So......Hey, where DID he put the prezident?" I asked, looking around.

(Hehe, yes, VERY strange customs. )

"Gir, where did you put the president-human?" I asked, looking around.

"In the kitchen!" Gir said, after he was finished singing his song.

I sighed, then walked into the kitchen. The "President" figure was sprawled across the floor. I noticed that he was beginning to wake up.

"Gir! Get in here! Get me some more of that...knock-out-gas stuff...."

"Yes, sir!" Gir said, throwing another sphere to the ground by the presidents head. The gas, this time stronger, was emitted (sp?) into the air as Gir pressed the small button on his hand again.

"There he is," I said, stating the obvious, pointing to the unconcious body laying on the floor. ()

"Well, if we're going to question him, we should probably tie him up ebfore he wakes up again." I stated. "Do you have any rope or chains or something?" I asked.

"Good plan," I said, looking around....No ropes....or chairs....
"I don't have any rope, but we can probably take him down to the base." I then remembered the video camera thing he had.
"Oh, and that..."video camera" thing...I'm going to have to ask you to get rid of that. The only other human who has seen the base is Dib, and I'd rather not everyone know I'm an alien. That could ruin my whole plan....Anyway, can you...throw that out or something?" I asked, probably sounding strange. But I had to be extra-cautious. It wasn' that I couldn't trust this person, but I couldn't trust the other filthy humans, and I couldn't take any risks at this point....

"How about I leave it up here? It was kind of expensive, and at the moment, I am low on money." I said, placing the camera on a nearby table.

I hesitated at first.
"Right, that should be fine, I guess." Just then, the phone rang. Gir answered it.

"You got any of those little taquitoes?" he asked, then hung up the phone.

"Gir, who was that?" I asked suspiciously.

"Uhh...Dib....I'm gonna go eat a Poop candybar now!" he screamed, jumping off the couch and running into the kitchen.

"For the last time, do not eat that filth!" He ran back into the room we were in, and squeled "Yaaayyy, I'm gonna be sick!!" He ran up and hugged me, and then threw up. Again....

"Anyway..." I said, disgusted. "Computer, take us down to the base." I comanded, and a hole in the floor opened, leading the way to the base.

"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" the computer beeped. It pulled out the lasers and pointed them at the human.

"No, no, he's with me," I said, going down the tunnel, towards the underground lab. Gir jumped on my head and said "I'm going with you!"

(Hehe...Oh, and just so you know, "Poop" is the brand of soda/candy bars in the show. The candy bars are made completely out of sawdust. )

(Sounds.....delightful. ())

I followed Zim down to the base, almost ggetting attacked by lasers.

(By the way......could you tell me a little what the base looks like? I was gonna put more about Havok describing the base, but I can't really do that since I have no idea what it looks like.....^^')

(Sure! Do you want me to e-mail the info to you, since it'll take quite a LONG time for me to describe it. Ooh, and I could send you a pic of it, too! )