The Un-Offical Injustice Gang

(Hm.....I'm really liking Gir. I don't know why....sorry, that was random. ^^')

We came to the doors of the hotel and I pushed them open, revealing the large lobby. Before I had left to meet Gir and Zim at the hotel, I had done a little....."research", and found out what floor the president was staying on.

(Hmm....Well, EVERYONE likes Gir! But why are you "really liking him"? )

We casually followed the stranger, and soon made it into the main room of the hotel. I was hoping that I had learned enough of this "President" so that Gir and I could sucessfully kidnap him....

(I'm not sure...I just really like how he acts. ^^')

"Follow me," I whispered to the children. I walked towards a door I realized as the door to the basement. I opened it, looking around to make sure no one was paying any attention.

(Hehehe, he always acts like that. So, if you actually watched a few of the episodes, I think you'd LOVE Gir, like me!! )

I continued to follow the stranger until we made it into what I was figuring the basement of the hotel....

I closed the door behind us, then felt around on the wall with my hand. I soon found the switch, and flipped it up, turning on a light above. I walked down the stairs, soon finding what seemed to be the breaker box(I THINK that's what it's called...^^').

"Step back." I told the two children, then punched my hand into the box.

Many sparks flew from the box, and instantly, all of the lights went out. I took a small flashlight out of my pocket and ran towards the stairs.

"Come! We must act quickly!"

Gir screamed when the lights went out. When the lights came back on and we started following the stranger, Gir yelled
"My piggy!!" I had to drag him back out the door.

"Be quite! We'll get you another piggy when we get back home! Now come on, quickly!" I urged.

I ran up the stairs, busting the door open. I put the flashlight into my mouth, holding it with my teeth. I took the two guns out of my belt, and started walking. I soon found the stairs, seeing as though the elevator would not be working. I spoke, my voice a little muffled because of the flashlight.

"The prezident is on the fourth floor." I stated, kicking the door to the stairs off it's hinges and starting to run up the stairs.

"The fourth floor? That could take a while, using the stairs." I said. Again, without thinking, I turned to my Invader instincts.

"Gir, get me to the fourth floor, and fast!" I stated.

"Yes, my master!" Gir said, his eyes turning red for two seconds, before back to the normal blue color. Imediatly, the jetpacks from his feet turned on, picking me up on his back, and flew through the hall.

I stared at the two children, and I soon realized: These two.....things, weren't really children. I didn't really care, though. We had a mission to finish. I sprinted up the stairs, and soon came to the door for the fourth floor.

(Heh heh...)

Gir had run into a wall on the fourth floor. Well, at least we got to the right floor. I had fallen flat on my face when the stranger had finally met up with us on the floor. When I sat back up, Gir said something.

"Hey, master, your eye fell off," he said, laughing. That's when I realized that one of the lenses I used for my disguise had fallen off. Again.

"Okay, I've put up with this for too long," I said, taking the other lense and my wig off, fully exposing my alien self. But I didn't care; I had a mission, a mission to take over the Earth! And I wasn't going to let ANY pathetic human get in the way!

I turned around, preparing myself for this stranger's reaction....

I started at the "child", a little surprised.

"You're....you're an alien? ......Good," I said. "It will seem MUCH less confusing if an alien kidnaps the prezident, rather than a child." I said. I then turned to the fourth floor door, and kicked it in.

Seconds after the floor hit the ground, a volley of shots came from the Secret Service agents protecting the president. I walked into the hallway, the bullets bouncing off of me. I shot at the numerous agents, killing them. I walked past the bodies on the ground, straight to the president's door.

(....Cliffy!)

"Come on, Gir!" I yelled, dragging him into the room, following the stranger.

"Why yes, I AM an alien," I stated sarcasticly, and stopped when we were standing in front of the presidents door.

"Oh..umm.....Do you mind if...I do this?" I asked, hesitant for words.

I thought about it for a moment, then answered.

"Yes, but be careful. There is sure to be more Secret Service agents in there." I said,

"Oh, don't worry about them," I said, then walked over to Gir.

"Gir, get me the...explosive...things...." I said, feeling a little stupid. "Oh, and get out of that disguise. Our cover has already been blown..."

"Aww," Gir said, getting out of his little disguise, revealing his actual robot form. Then, he opened the little compartmant-thing in his head (where his intelligance chip would be if he had one), and handed me a small, gray chip.

"Stand back," I said, walking up to the door. I carefully stuck the chip to the middle of the door, then said "Do it, Gir!"

"Yay!!" he exclaimed, pressing a small button on his hand. Suddenly, the door exploded, and a gas was realeased into the room.

"Cover your mouth, human," I said, watching everyone in the other room drop cold to the floor. "Us..."aliens" are immune to this stuff...but I don't believe you humans are...."

"I'll be fine." I said, walking into the room. Most things didn't affect me, and it seemed this gas was one of those things(That DON'T affect him). I looked around the room, and soon spotted the president, lying on the ground.

"You didn't kill them, did you?" I asked, hoping the alien had not just ruined our whole mission.

"No, of course not. Do you think I'm stupid?" I asked sarcasticly, hoping he wouldn't answer that question.

"The gas should keep him out for at least 30 minutes to an hour....It's nearly the best knock-out gas in Ir-..."alien" technology; that doesn't kill people, that is..." I said, stopping myself from saying "Irken". This human already knew too much; I wasn't about to tell him my home planet....

"Good." I said, walking over to the president and picking him up, putting him over my shoulder. I then walked out of the room and towards the staircase.

"Let's go."

"Gir-" I said, but before I could finish, he had already quickly beside me. He caught my hand, and dragged me past the random stranger human, and down four flights of stairs. A few seconds later, we made it to the main room again.

"Can we go get tacos now?" Gir urged. Sigh....

This time, instead of running, I just jumped down onto the ground where Zim and Gir were waiting.

(Sorry it was so short....^^')

Once the human came back, carrying the "president", I looked outside. It would be getting dark soon....Perfect.

"So, now what? How about we take this pathetic human- no offense- back to my base? That might be the most...effective." I said, glancing over at Gir. Where did he get all those pigs?

"Gir, go get the Cruiser from the base, and bring it back here. Since it's not quite dark yet, try keeping it undercover, got it?"

"Yes, sir!" Gir saluted, once again going into Duty Mode. If only that would last more than five seconds....He rocketed off quickly, flying back towards the base.

About a minute later, I heard something crash outside. I ran out, into the alley by the hotel, and found that Gir had crashed the Cruiser. At least it wasn't too bad of damage; it was still...flyable. ()

I followed Zim out to the alley, where the little robot had half-crashed some sort of....ship.

I looked back at the human, then back over at the ship. That's when I realized something; the Voot Cruiser was only made for one....

"Um, I'm afraid you'll have to find another way to the base....The Cruiser was only made for one....You can just follow the Cruiser back to the base though...." I said, hesitant for words. Even if there was room, I would NEVER let a filthy human into my Cruiser....

"That is fine. But you may want to take the prezident. Someone would surely TRY to stop me if they saw me carrying the prezident. Not that they COULD."

"Right....Gir!" I called, and he was soon at my side, saluting.
"See if you can fit this..."President" in the back of the Cruiser....There should be room...." I said. Gir grabbed the president-human and drug him to the back of the Cruiser. I heard a crash as Gir threw him in the back, squeling "There's room!"

"Good! Now, just follow the Cruiser, and you should be able to find the base easily. But try to stay....incognito....We don't want to be caught...." Before I let the human answer, I walked over to the Cruiser and got in, Gir soon to follow. Trying to stay undercover, I flew towards the base. Once we got there, I looked around, making sure no one was looking. Then, the roof of our "house" opened, and I parked the Cruiser. The roof closed back up, and we went down to the main part of the base. I stood at the door, waiting for the human to arrive....

With my superhuman powers, it was easy to follow them. No one really noticed me "jogging" through the streets. A little while later, I arrived at their base.