Random Quote(s) of the Day!

"Oh, all of the cool stuff at Hot Topic. Heck, I'd just buy the whole store. And give all of the Twilight crap to some random Twilight fangirls. " -Me, in the "If you had an unlimited amount of money, how would you spend it?" thread on AI.

"*Bangs head against desk* They make Edward Cullen BODY GLITTER?! ...I think my head is going to explode.

Okay...deep breaths." -Me, on the same thread, after a former fellow Twilight-hater says something about buying Edward Cullen body glitter. ^^'

It is very disturbing. Then again, anything even remotely Twilight related disturbs me.


Anyway...

Hm...I have no random quotes...I shall have to find some!

Mum: I love this song!
Sister: It's called Barcelona, right?
Me: Barcelona? BARCELONA?!
Mum: What, do you like it?
Me: NO!
Sister: Then why'd you go all fanatic about it? It's just a city.
Me: N-n-no, not the city, the planet Barcelona! Dogs with no noses!
Mum and Sister: o_0

You two frighten me. *Ish frightened*

Me, during the season finale of NCIS--

"...Oh...my...god. OH MY GOD! ZIVA! HOW COULD THEY...OH MY GOD!!! *Realizes something* ...Wait...I have to wait FOUR FREAKIN' MONTHS for the season premier?! AGH!!! So...many...questions! *Starts freaking out again* ZIVA!!! Okay, calm down...what am I saying, I can't calm the frick down! THEY TORTURED ZIVA! Ziva can't be tortured! She's ZIVA! *Repeats*"

^^'

Likewise. You two are creeping me out. xD

Sister: Hey, look, audio navigation for the hearing impaired!
Me: *facepalm*

Oh, man, that's really funny...


An excerpt from my Teen Titans parody/comedy-thingy:


"Once upon a time, there lived a happy group of teens, who lived in a giant tower.

Robin, the spiky-haired leader who dresses like a Christmas tree!

Hey!

Starfire, the weirdo alien that, for some reason, has still yet to master the English language, even after five freakin' seasons and a movie!

That is not very kind, voice from above.

Beast Boy, the green Doom Patrol reject who plays way too many video games!

Dude!!

Raven, the goth half-demon who is just waiting to kill everyone with her mighty
powers!

...

Friend Raven, why do you not protest?

And Cyborg, the half-man, half tin can who's obsessed with his car!

Hey, she's my baby!

Dude, we gotta get you a girlfriend.

Together, they make...The Teen Titans!

As I was saying, they were a happy group of freaks. That is, until word reached them that their show had been cancelled! Thus ensues havoc."





Another excerpt-thingy, this time from one of my "in-between" fan fic-thingies with Jon in it...it's Jon speaking. ^^'

"I'm going to kill that little weasel. I swear, I really am. I can see the obitiuary in the Jump City Gazette now...

"Robin, Teen Titan
Found tragically choked to death with Christmas lights.
He will be remembered for his weasly-ness
On the up-side, the lights matched his costume!"

Yep. The little elf will pay. Pay for telling him."


"Him" is Bats, by the way.

Me: I don't know what they're singing! Waaaa, I can't understand! Whyyyyy?

Sister: Is that even English?

Me: Nope, it's Dutch!

"Aw, Jay-Jay, why?! Why must you be such a cute psychopath?! Why can't you just be good, stop trying to kill Nightwing and Tim, and be a cute hero?!" --Me, talking to a picture of Jason Todd in a comic book as he's dressed up as some whacked out version of Batman and trying to kill Catwoman. ...I'm not crazy. Really.

Science teacher: ...Now shut your mouths and get to work!
Me mumbling to my friend: Does doodling count as work? If it does I'll definitely get an A+...

"Oh my god...someone actually posted!" Me, a minute ago when I got an e-mail saying someone had posted here.

I know, this place is like a graveyard. Eepers.

Yep. Kippy boy seems to of disappeared off the face of the Earth, Spooky...I haven't talked to her for a while, I guess she's been busy. And me...I don't post because no one else is posting.

Oh, and hey...I wonder what happened to Jess.

Wowzers, creepy. At least we're still here. Yay.

Ha ha, yeah, at least we're still here.

Hm...random quotes, quotes...I got nothing. I'll have to go find some later...

Double-posting...


*After reading something that says: You know now that you cannot say 'Irish Wristwatch'*

"Irish wistwatch. AGH! ...Irish wristwratch. DANG IT! ...Irish...wristwatch. Ha!" --Me.

I like quoting stuff off AI...I think I shall do this now!


This was on my birthday:


"HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAKE!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
PIN THE TAIL ON THE SEAHORSE!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAY!"--My friend Kate. She's crazy sometimes.


"I totally just realized that you're probably the youngest member on here.



*Feeds Gerber baby food to DC, pats on head*"--My other friend, Hotspot.


"*hands DC a case of beer* Happy Birthday! Go punish your liver for me!"--This girl on there, Snowy Owl. I really hope she didn't realize that I'm only 14. ^^'

"...Wow. Baby food and beer. I'm the luckiest girl in the whole world." --Me.




During a game of 'Throw Something At The Next Poster' on AI(Someone had thrown a tire):

Hotspot: *Trades in tire for larger, hollow tire, sits inside of tire, rolls down steep hill, hitting several small children and knocking them to the next poster*

Me: Hey! Being cruel to small children is my job! *Pushes the group of small children in to heavy traffic. Watches as a bus swerves to miss them, and instead goes hurtling towards the next poster*

My thoughts after finding out that Disney is buying out Marvel Comics:

"...Oh my freakin' god. ...Yes! Now us diehard DC fans have a great comeback! Now we can say, 'Oh yeah? Well, at least OUR company isn't owned by the same company who cursed the world with High School Musical and Hannah Montana!'"