What if ______ came to your door?

(They can now! )

I would....run for my life and scream!!

What would you do if...Smokey the Bear showed up at your door??

I would listen to himk rant about how "Only YOU can prevent forest fires.", then finally shut the door, tired of him ranhting. ^^'


What would you do if.....Barney came to your door? ( )

I would grab my lighter and catch him on fire!! Then watch him helplessly run around in circles, still on fire!! (Yes, I am VERY evil )

What would you do if....Uncle Sam came to your door? (Wow, lots of mascots, huh? )

(Yes....heh heh, guess what? Uncle Sam is a superhero! )


I would ask him to introduce me to the Freedom Fighters(his team)and ask him for his autograph!

What would you do if.....the teletubbies showed up at your door?

(I was talking about that patriotic Uncle Sam guy; the one on the posters of him pointing, saying "We Want You"...)

I would run inside the house and lock all the doors and windows. Then I would throw a bomb outside, so the tellitubbies would be dead ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

What would you do if.....The Wiggles showed up at your door?

(You didn't specify! And yay for destroying the teletubbies!! )


If they started singing, I would grab my radio/CD player and start blasting Country music as loud as possible, drowning them out. Then, I would tell them that they're ridicously stupid! I mean, c'mon!


What would you do if...........Santa Claus showed up at your door? ()

make him give me a present!!!


what would you do if dane cook(comedian) came to your door?

Keep it. My first cell phone!

XD

What if a Hobbit comes to your door?

(Wait....Nisa, which one were you answering to???)


I would ask it to take me to the world where Lord of The Rings takes place!


What if....Superman came to your door?

I would run and hide (don't ask why...'^^ )

What would you do if....a talking giant bubble came to your door?

(Aww, poor Clark. )


I would pop it!! With a big knife! ^^'


What would you do if........The Joker(Please tell me you know who he is. One of Batman's rogues(Each hero has a rogue gallery, which is basically all of there villains.))came to your door?

I would run and hide...again...'^^

What would you do if....King Kong came to your door? ()

....I would call animal control.


What would you do if.......the Statue of Liberty miraculously(and horrifingly)started walking, and came to your door? (heh heh)

Wow I did the wrong one!

Say it isn't a very pretty statue.

What if Spongebob came to your door?

I would...use him to wash some dishes! ()

What if Patrick(From Spongebob)came to your door?

(I already asked what you'd do if Spongebob came to your door...'^^ )

I would tell him to go back to the bottom of the sea.

What would you do if....a chicken came to your door?

I would.....eat him!


What would you do if a....cow came to your door?

I would send it to a farm.

What would you do if....a giant, man-eating pencil sharpener came to your door?

(You have a very weird imagination.)


I would run for my life! I would climb up the fort in my back yard and hide! I would.........hide in my room with all my pets!!


What would you do if.......a giant, talking, box(MY imagination on the other hand is oh-so dull. - -')came to your door?

(Pfft. You say "weird" like it's a BAD thing! ^^ )

I would throw a bunch of random stuff in it....No, wait, I would burn it!!

What would you do if...a thousand dollars came to your door?

(Of course it's not a bad thing! )

I would use it to buy all of the posters, statues, and paraphenila(sp?)from DC comics that I really want!

What would you do if........a giant "Z" came to your door? ^^'

I would start speaking in Spanish to it, saying "¡El hombre con el sombrero me ha enviado! ¡Él me contó muchas historias asombrosas! ¡Y comeremos esta noche tortugas! ¡Serán tan buena! ¡Soy feliz!"
(That's off of "Charlie the Unicorn 2", in case you didn't know '^^)

What would you do if....a giant "A" came to your door?

.....I wouldn't start speaking Spanish to it.


What would you do if.......a huge shrimp came to your door?

I would....eat it! No, I would cut it up into many smaller pieces, then eat some of them, and sell the rest of it!

What would you do if....a giant ear comes to your door?

I would........I have no idea. - -' heh heh...I would........scream into it!


What would you do if...a giant piece of bread(- -')came to your door?