What if ______ came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Sat May 30, 2009 4:53 am

O_o'

Well, first I would ask the dinosaur(assuming it could talk/nod/show some sort of communication) if The Beatles were inside of the yellow submarine. If it said yes, I'd kill it, saving The Beatles! Then I'd get to meet the surviving Beatles(Paul McCarteny and Ringo Starr)! Yaaaayyyy!!!

What would you do if a Barbie doll came to your door, in her red convertible-thingy? ( Razz

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Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Sat May 30, 2009 5:51 am

I would get a bottle of gasoline, pour it all over her and her pretty convertible-thingy, and get a flamethrower out of nowhere. I think you know where this is going, so I don't really have to explain the horrid details. >=]

What would you do if...Todd (aka: Squee, from my "Squee!" graphic novel...thingy) came to your door? Razz

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Sun May 31, 2009 12:34 am

Yay for blowing Barbie and her convertible up! *Starts imagining Barbie's skin melting off...*

I would send him to your house! I has never read a 'Squee!' comic, so I wouldn't know what to do, except send him to your house. Razz

What would you do if...a giant piece of duct tape came to your door?

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Muahaha! A giant piece of duct tape? Ask it if I can use it to patch up my school binder of course. xD

What would you do iiiiif... a ten-foot tall chicken with speckles came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Sun May 31, 2009 5:26 am

heh heh heh...I'd kill it, bake it or fry it, and eat it! That's a lot of chicken... Razz

What would you do if...this emoticon( dancin

) came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:03 am

I would shut the door, cry, and then probably get launched into some kind of craziness disease ( Razz

). Then they'll throw me in the whacky shack again, and I would get another straightjacket. From there, I would be locked up for many years, not being able to finish writing and publish my books. I wouldn't get to get online, or see any of my friends. My life would be ruined, all because that stupid, pink, dancing elephant emoticon came to my door....

Anyway, what would you do if....A giant, man-eating name tag (as in, 'Hello, My Name Is...' name tag) came to your door? Razz

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:14 am

Wow. I didn't know that the pnk dancing elephant could do THAT much damage.

Razz

Anyway...

I would cut it into shreds with a pair of scissors, and scatter it in the wind! The pieces would eventaully fly in to someone's windshield, blocking their view, causing them to run in to a bunch of people, and finally drive off of a cliff. Razz

What would you do if...one of those gargoyle-things that perch on the sides of buildings came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:45 pm

Yes, a dancing pink elephant can do that much damage, thank you very much.

Anyway, I would probably freak out, and run. '^^

What would you do if a dancing skeleton came to your door? xP

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:11 am

I would dance a long with it! Razz

Or maybe I'd bury it...Hmm...

What would you do if a giant Wii remote came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:07 am

I would take the surely-giant batteries from the back, since we're out of batteries. Razz

What would you do if a singing toilet came to your door (don't ask...)? xP

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:40 am

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I would...flush...it? ^^' Um...I would smash it with a hammer! Razz

What would you do if a talking palm tree came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:17 am

I would take a chainsaw and cut it into firewood. Not that I really need any firewood....But I could have a bonfire! Yay for bonfires! xD

What would you do if...I came to your door? Razz

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:31 am

Ooh! ...I don't know. Razz

...I would...throw a taco at you! Razz

What would you do if...KC came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:26 am

Hmm....I'm not sure whether I would hug him, or be afraid of him, since he'd probably be mad at me for making his life so terrible....I'd probably hug him! Razz

What would you do if...Jonathan came to your door (I have a feeling I've already asked that...hmm...)? =P

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:39 am

Oh, gosh...I would definetly hug him, then start freaking out, then we would most likely end up talking about random crap. That's the sixteen year old Jon. The older Jon(I've finally decided that when I write himas his older self, he's around 39-40) would probably either ignore me, or hurt me very badly for all of the crap I've put him through. ^^' Razz

What would you do if...Green Day came to your door?

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I would ask them for their autograph then invite them for a cup of tea and a biscuit.

What would you do if Taylor Swift came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:59 am

If Green Day came to my door, I would hug them, cry from joy (xP), and never, ever let go! xD

If Taylor Swift came to my door, I'd probably ask for her autograph (to sell later on eBay, of course), and then tell her to get out of here. ( Razz

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What would you do if....The All-American Rejects came to your door? =P

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:06 am

I'd probably be a little freaked out. ^^' The lead singer-dude is kinda freaky...anyway, I'd probably ask them to sign some CDs and stuff.

What would you do if...Star came to your door?

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Ehhh, I would probably look at her funny wondering who the heck she was, then start blabbing on about something random. Probably swords and Barcelona.

What would you do if... Nightwish came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:10 pm

I would tell them to get the heck out of here and bring me Within Temptation! Razz

Seriously, though, I'm not really a fan of Nightwish...at all....'^^

What would you do if Within Temptation came to your door? =P

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Stare, freak out, ask for their autograph on all of my CDs of theirs, freak out some more and given Sharon Den Adel a hug. Then I'd invite them in and watch their concert on my DVD player and eat popcorn with them. It would be fuuuun.

What would you do if (on the topic of music) Mozart came to your door?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:05 am

....If Mozart came to my door, I would probably freak out, considering he's been dead for...a long time now. o.o'
But then I'd probably freak out, since he's, like, one of the biggest musician-peoples...ever....'^^

What would you do if...a serial killer came to your door? Razz

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:15 am

I'd call the cops! Then I'd grab some random object and start hitting him over the head with it.

What would you do if...a dolphin came to your door? Razz

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:32 am

I would be somewhat creeped out, and I would call the zoo, telling them that I had a dolphin for them! Razz

What would you do if...a flesh-eating manatee came to your door (didn't I already ask that, too? '^^)?

Subject: Re: What if ______ came to your door? Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:35 am

*Thinks of saying something relating to Tasermon's Teammate on AI, because he loves manatees, but decides that no one will get it* Razz

Um...I would run put it in our pool! The look on the dude who cleans our pool every week would be priceless. Razz

What would you do if...Aang (from Avatar, obviously) came to your door?