The Un-Offical Injustice Gang

(Alright, I'll try this....Here I go....('^^)Oh yeah, I guess I should say that Zim's in his "human disguise" right now. )

I impatiently tapped a finger on the wooden table in front of me. Then I glared over at the...human...who sat at the table with me. It was a perfect plan; getting another human to help me destroy the world!! It was guenieus (sp?)!

(Okay, that's all I can think of....'^^)

I watched the child who sat across from me at the table. He was staring at me. I had come across him and we had decided to team up in trying to take over the world. I sat forward in my chair and spoke.

"So, what is our plan?" I asked.

"Our plan is simple," I stated.
"All we have to do is dig an underground passageway, and make our way to this "White House" they speak of; where the Almighty "President" lives....We can take over there; if what I learned, er, know, is right, this "president" has most control over this part of the world. If we could get a hold of that power, it would only be one small step to world domination!"

(Hehe, another one of Zim's poor, not-well-thought-out plans. )

"Ve will capture the prezident?" I asked. (Russian accent.) "Hm....that is a good idea, child."

(This should be fun.)

"Well, that's not where I was going, but....Will it help if we kidnap "The President"?" I asked, then realized that he had called me a child at the end. "And I am NOT a child, imbicile (sp?) fool...person!!"

"Vhen what are you?" I asked, annoyed. "And ves(I SO suck at this Russian accent thing...), kidnapping ve prezident would be a big help."

"Then that is what we shall do!" I exlaimed. "Kidnap this "President" person, and then take control. Taking over this....place will mean that I will be one step closer to world domination!

"Oh, and I am just a normal human worm baby...."

(Hehe, that's a famous Zim quote. On the first day he's at Earth, he says "There is nothing to worry about. I am a normal human worm baby!"...Hehehe...)

I raised my eyebrow at the child, but shook it off.

"Now...how do you propoze()ve get into the White House?"

"Like I said before," I began, "we will probably have to build some...underground passageways or something. I'm doubting this "White House" will be an easy place to get in to...." I continued, thinking it through. An underground passageway was probably our best bet....

"No, no. With the secrect service and the fact that the prezident may not even be there..."

"True," I said, trying to think of some other way. "Is there...some way we can tell where this "President" is?" I doubted it myself.

I thought about it, then an idea struck me.

"Do ve have a TV?" ( )

"A....TV? Like a Television? Of course," I said, running off quickly. I soon came back, dragging one of those "TV" things on those carts with the wheel-things. "Will this work?"

(I think I'm afraid....)

(Me too......)

"Yes, yes..." I grab the TV and set it on the table, plugging it into a nearby outlet.(Very convenient....)I turn the channel onto the news, which, by chance, shows that the president hyappens to be in town.

"Ve are in luck! The prezident is here in town!"

"He's here?!" I asked, surprised. "Well aren't we lucky....So, what should we do now? What's the plan....?"

"Ve will capture him. With my strength(Havok has super-strength), and your....whatever it is you have, we will be unstoppable."

"Okay....But how will we capture the "President"? We can't do it in the broad of day...." I had an idea, and thought about calling in GIR, but htat could ruin my whole disguise....

(heh, forgot to mention. Havok is KINDA like Superman. He's super-strong and bullets and stuff can't hurt him.)

"Of course ve can. I can take out the Secret Service, and anybody else who gets in our way."

"Right," I said. Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea after all. "Will this "President" only be in town today? If so, we've got to move quick. If not, we've got some time to pull together a well-thought-out plan!"

(.....Any day now, Batgirl? *tsk tsk* () )

(Gah! heh heh....I thought I had.....I was kinda waiting for YOU to post.....my computer must've not been working. ^^')

"Yes, the TV says he will only be here for today. We must act quickly." ()

(.....Thank you. *sighs* ( ) )

"So, as I suspected, we'll have to move quick, before he leaves the city. Any plans?"

"We attack quick and hard." I suggested, banging my hand down on the table.

"Quick and hard?" I asked, thinking.
"That sounds....easy enough. But exactly what are we going to do?" I inquired, thinking of some way my cover wouldn't be blown during that event. I couldn't be revealed as an alien, obviously. And I couldn't go in my...skool disguise; that filthy Dib-human would notice.....I'll have to pull together another disguise....

"We will attack the hotel that the prezident is staying in." I stated simply.

(I have to go)