The Horrible Adventures of Random Passerby Dude

I'm bored...so, I figured I'd start this...just a random thing...This is really vague, isn't it?

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Random Passerby Dude's life started many years ago. A cry is heard. A baby born! Joy! When, suddenly, a random psycho breaks into the delievery room, fatally attacking all but the newborn Random Passerby Dude! The random psycho approaches the baby, a crazed look in his eye. The baby cries, but, it seems, there is a problem with it's crying. It only comes out as "Ow!"'s! So, it was obvious that Random Passerby Dude was destined to be a character that was to be randomly used as a prop, destined to be hurt!

The random psycho took Random Passerby Dude in, raising him to be a psycho as well. They lived in the suburbs of a random town for many years. Finally, though, random psycho was hunted down by the authorities, and punished for his many horrible deeds against mankind. So, our now ten year-old Random Passerby Dude was left orphaned, wanted by none, mocked by all.

Random Passerby Dude, refusing to let them take him away, moved into a box in an alley in Manhattan. He was constantly a target for random cruel acts. He was always being run over by armored trucks, barely escaping with his life. During his always brief stints in hospitals, he was always assigned the cruelest of nurses. He was treated awfully! And realeased with only a hammer to hit himself with whenever pain arose, so as to divert the pain.

Eventually, Random Passerby Dude was able to, by some miracle, go to Community College. He fell in love, made many best friends, and his life was going very well! That is, until a meteor struck the college, killing all but Random Passerby Dude! He was devestated, and went into hiding for many years.

After ten years of seclusion, Random Passerby Dude finally decided to venture into the world. Everything was going fine. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and all was right with the world. Then they appeared. The teenagers of The Cool Zone. Oh, how they tortured him! And oh, how they did not care! They brushed it away, seeing Random Passerby Dude as nothing but a random person to use as a diversion. After many months of randomly getting attacked by these horrid people, he just could not take it any more! So, he set out to get his revenge. Now, only time will tell how things turn out.

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...That was so freakin' random! Alright, tell me, how was it?

Hoorah for Random Passer by dude!
He rocks out loud.
We must make a story out of this.

KIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Huggles to death* YOU REJOINED!!!! You have no idea how utterly happy I am right now....

Okay...must...calm...down.

Definetly! He does rock out loud.

^^ only pleased to make you happy
*salutes*

Thank you!

Yesh, yesh, it was supposed to make you feel almost bad. I was going to make us come off as A LOT crueler, but I figured it was fine how it was.

Yeah, maybe. And, it's, like, really easy, maybe I'll do it soon. ^^ It's just so random and fun, stuff just flows. Now, if only all my writing was like that...