CHAOS!!!!!

*Whaps Spooky on the back of the head* Oh, come on.

...Yes, calling our enemies "meany heads" will make them quake in their freakin' boots. Genius!

...*Sticks tongue out back at Spooky*

*Walks after Spooky. When she gets there, Spooky is laughing evily, and people are looking at the both of them oddly* *Sigh*

Okay! *Grabs a big megaphone-thingy out of nowhere* PEOPLE OF THE CZECH REPLUBIC! WE HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU OVER AND RENAME YOU CZECHOSLOVAKIA! SURRENEDER PEACEFULLY, AND NO ONE HAS TO GET HURT!

Random Citizen: *Shouts something in whatever language they speak in the Czech Replubic*

Me: *Punchs the guy, making him pass out* I don't know what you just said, but I have a feeling it wasn't very nice.

Me: *Notices all of the citizens staring at us like we're crazy, with a "You're freakin' kidding us, right?" kinda look on their faces. Slaps hand over face* ...I don't care what he said! Let's just finish taking over the Czech Replubic, so we can move on to Slovakia, then merge them!

*Grabs her machine-gun, and aims it a random police officer who had shown up* SURRENDER!

You better listen. Those things will rip you puny Czech Replubicites apart!

Random Translator: *Nods head vigorlsy, frightened. Quickly shouts everything that we just said to the crowd. The crowd begins to panic, and start to try to run away*

Me: Hey! *Shoots a bullet in to the air* Calm the frick down! *No one calms down* *Sighs* Spooky....could you have your freaky lepruchauns contain these people?

Oh, you know what I meant!

*Watchesas the freaky lepruchauns()surround the mob of people. Random people start sobbing, as others fall to Batgirl and Spooky's feet, begging not be killed*

...So...now you've turned in to Azula? ()

Anyway.

Okay, maybe we should work on our list of demands! Like, what we want everyone to do!

Or we could just eat pie. And throw it at our hostages.

Ooh! *Sits in a different random throne thing that appeared out of nowhere, next to Spooky*

Hmm...*Looks at translator dude* Hey! Translator dude!

Translator Dude: Y-yes?

Me: Ask someone if they make good tacos here!

Translator Dude: Yes, master! *Hurriedly talks to one of one oc the Czechs. Turns back to Batgirl* Erm...m-master?

Me: Yeah?

Translator Dude: Th-they...don't make tacos...he-here...they don't kn-know what they are...*Cringes*

Ooh, slaves.

*Grabs a couple of random people out of the crowd as well*

You two...you'll be under my command, understand?

Randomo Esclavo Numero Uno: *Starts sobbing, burying their face in their hands*

Randomo Esclavo Numero Dos(Who just so happens to speak English...): Why should we listen to you?

Me: *Sighs.* Because. Otherwise, I'll kill you. Or, even worse, I'll let you become one of her slaves. *Jerks her finger towards Spooky, who is currently shouting at one of her slaves to find her a Mexican, while at the same time yelling at her other slave to get her some grape pie*

Randomo Esclavo Numero Dos: *Shudders* I'll do whatever you say.

*Gets glared at*

Hm...si! Nosotras iremos reunir esclavos en ruta, para que ellos lata ayuda us conquistar Slovakia!



(Yay for Spanish to English/English to Spanish dictonaries! I'm not sure some of those are in the proper tense or whatever...^^')