Anyone working on a novel

Random Passerby Dude: *Face magically regenerates because Radnom Passery dude is really...a witch! Or warlock, whichever you prefer. Either way, you're really freakin' screwed, man.* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Starts chasing Kip, Star, and Batgirl with his axe*

Me: YAAAAA--...AGH! *Sees that the Magical Random Passerby dude has magically transported himself to the magical safety bunker*

Magical Random Passerby Dude: YOU SHALL PAY FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!!! Since you have done the most, you shall die first!!! *Points at Batgirl*

Me: Um...

Magical Passerby Dude: DIE! *Slices Batgirl into tiny pieces*

Me: AAAGGGGGGGGGHHH----....*Is dead*

Random Passerby Dude: ....*...Dies*

()

Me: *...Still dead, is now choking on Grape Pie*

*Is STILL dead, and if she had any chance of living, she can now not breathe because she's having pie SHOVED down her throat*

Kip! Use your magical powers and bring her back to life ()!! Hurry!!!!

*...Is dead*

*uses his magical powers that he had no idea how to work before he was in the presence of the grape pie*
Iggetty Ziggety Zaggetty Zoom!
*kisses Kayla on the lips*
There! Now that should work!
*extracts the pie that was LODGED DOWN KAYLA'S THROAT*

*Suddenly wakes up* What the...what just happened?! And why do I feel like I'm full of Grape Pie?

What the heck?! Why did you just kill, Kip?!?!

*ish dead, even though he was only transferring his magical powers via mouth, which works best*

Random Passer-By Dude:
*comes back to life because of the magica graape pie*
MUA HAHAHAHA!

Me: ...WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?! Why did you kill Kip?!

*is DEAD*
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUM.

*Kneels next to Kip, and let's out a very dramatic:* WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Althought this ish very, very fun, and I just almost died laughing while re-reading all of the posts, perhaps we should get back on topic!

...I haven't worked in my novel for, like, months. I have one paragraph. And it's about the tree that the main character is sitting under. ^^'

Man, I feel stupid right now! '^^
Is the novel thingy your talking about the "Hey There Delilah" one? Or is it a different one? I can't remember. '^^

Ohh, speaking of "Hey There Delilah", my story (I think) has now officially been deleted from the Nick board thingy. I might post the sequel...or I might not. I haven't decided yet.

Random...Sorry 'bout that...'^^

No, that's my fan fic. ^^' My novel is (Working title) "The Adventures of William D. Warshe", the one I mentioned on here before.

Oooh, I checked! It has not! (Been deleted)