TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!

AQlrighty...so, Star and I have decided to take over the world. Anyone who decides to join us, must go through vigrous training as well as many tests. If we do not consider you worthy, then you shall be destroyed on the spot!!! Muahahahahahaha!! Oh, and you must have a good evil laugh.

Now, Star.....How are we going to aquire the weapons and such needed for taking over the world?

(Oh, and yeah, I DID just make all that up off the top of my head! )

(YAAAY! )

Yes, all is true! Now, HERE is how we will get the weapons! *stands there for a few seconds, and runs off to her secret bunker-place, coming back with tons and tons of weapons* TADA!!

....Where did you get all of that?

.....You don't wanna know......*laughs nervously, and rubs back of head sheepishly* ( )

Alrighty then....Now, General( )Star, where do you think we should strike first? Also, do you have any dynamite? ()

Hey, can I help? God of death wanna help!

Sure! But first.....GIVE ME A HUNDRED PUSH UPS!

Okay!
*Does 100 push ups*
Now what?

Now..........WHAT'S ONE MILLION TIMES FIVE HUNDRED SIXTY TWO THOUSAND?!

You work it out I don't see how that's helping.

I know. That's the point! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*takes out the death note and waves it around suggestively*

O_o Alright.....let's get back on topic. How about you answer a few questions?

Why do you wish to help us take over the world?

Yes, I just said that.

kip has a Death Note?

darn, taking over the world should be cake.

I'll bring my lightsaber, and Mach 5 to the cause.

Buddy, just ask Ryuk over there and he'll give you a death note. You only need to give him an apple in return.

Darn I don't have any apples...

Let's continue the plotting for this world takeover...

I think we need to make some alliances with some weaker countries.

Yes, how about.........Georgia? And Kyrgystan?

Woah, WOAH! Slow down! Neither of you have passed the test to determine if you can help us..............................................Alrighty, you passed!

Now, alliances.......I say the four of us just use our weapons(I call the Green Lantern power ring!)to make 'em all bow down to us! Oooh, ooh! I want a light saber! ()

Yeah, I don't think using Death Notes would be the best thing to do. It'd be too....easy. We need a challenge! Now, I think we should strike Russia first. They're already fighting with Georgia (not in the US, over by Russia). They might expect it, but it might be best to get them out of the way.

(Weapons, huh?......Well, since I'm already the Avatar (XP), I think....I WILL USE ALL IRKEN TECHONOLOGY (again) AGAINST THE EARTH AND RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!.................'^^)

(To your Russia comment(Good idea!): Havok: You will do no such thing!

Me: Oh, shut it.

Havok: Hey!)

Oooh, good idea!

I'll go ask Ukraine if they don't mind joining forces.
*rings up Ukraine*
Yo, Ukraine, wanna join forces?
*cringes as the guy yells*
Well, apparently, the US is a conspiracy... run by the Jews, and we should follow Hitler's lead and wipe them out.

......Maybe not for that exact reason, but we WILL have to take over the US at some point....

Yeh, I don't really trust the random old man in Ukraine I just called.

Yeah, me neither....Alrighty then General Kip(You're all Generals....I'm the Captain! Muahahaha!!!! ), what should our first attack be? And who towards?