Party

Wait....Kip, how did YOU know the chips were poisined!? O_O'

Did YOU poisin them? Are you TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?!?!?!

...*Sits in a chair and grabs some popcorn* This should be...interesting.

Gna ha ha ha!
I actually an EVIL SORCERER bent on killing star!
DIE STAR!
*attacks in a super cool sorcery attack!*

O_O That's...a huge twist! *Eats her popcorn well watching intensly* (...I tried, like, five times to spell that right. ...I still don't think I got it right)

I knew it!!

I knew it all along!!

But wait....I am not REALLY Star!!!!
I am....Evil Irken Star (look at some older posts in some random thread that I don't even remember what it's called ("War", I think), and you will get what I am talking about)

Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

...Crap. ...I hate Evil Irken Star. *Walks away, crunching her popcorn*

*looks over at Batgirl*

Leaving so soon? You do want to know where the real Star is, right?

And hate me, you say? Whyever would you hate me (rhetorical question! Yay! )? Is it because I killed your....*starts talking like a baby* Beloved Jonathan?? *makes a mock sad face*

....Sure. I kind of thought you WERE Star...

Beloved Jonathan? Are you kidding? If it had been the future Jonathan, THEN I would've been supremely pissed. But it was the nice, semi-happy, foruteen/fifteen-year old Jonathan. I can do without him...()

No! I am Star's evil...alien...twin...thing.

Anyway!
Umm....I lost my train of thought....Crap.

*Chuckles* Wow...I didn't know aliens were THAT stu-*Gets glared at* ...Nah, I won't risk it.

Now...where's the real Star?

*glares at Batgirl*

I shall never reveal her location!

Okay....then I'm out of here. *Starts to walk away*

This party sucks.
Sorcerer out!

But wait! No one can leave this party!

*presses some random button, and a giant iron wall goes around the whole party ()*

*attempt at evil laugh*

...Okay then. *Turns back around* Guess I'm not leaving..

Me neither....ok.
*glares at Star*
Well, it looks like we're trapped!
Iwill no longer be the evil sorcerer!
I will be the former bad-ass with a heart of Gold!
I will fight Irken Star to save Kayla!

(GASP!!! YOU SAID A CUSS-WORD!!! THAT'S A WARNING!!!!!!!! (xP))

Pfft, don't be pathetic! Bad-*** people can't have hearts of Gold! ()

I'm bad-*** sometimes...Then I'm real nice and let people trample all over me. ^^'

Anyway...Okay, thanks, Kip! I can kinda protect myself, but okay...^^'

*goes kamakaze on star*
Hiya!!!!

Go, Kip! Kick Evil Irken Star's butt!

Did you think I would do any thing less?
*runs at star with a chainsaw he magicked uo*

Don't kill her, though! We have to know where she's keeping the REAL Star!

Hah, your friend here couldn't kill me if he tried. Don't you remember; there are only two ways to kill an Irken. *evil smile*

*puts up an invisible forcefield around herself before Kip comes at her with a chainsaw, and when the chainsaw hits the forcefield, it recoils*

...Kip, use water!