Naruto roleplay- number 3

Tsunade: I wasn-ugh, nevermind!

Me: heh, *cough cough* ughh...

Me: *Giggles a little, her chest stings a little*

Shizune: Hmm... well, if your so eager to have him wake up just wait!

Me: I-I'm sure he's fi-fine. *Clenches her eyes shut from the pain.*

Me: *Looks over at Rav* Are you ok???

Jeriyah: Uhhhblah....

(I have to go! Sorry!)

('Kay, see ya later!)

Me: Yeah.....fi-fine.

Who exactly... IS Jeriyah?

Yeah, I asked the same question! He's the pervy sage.

(Yeah, Jeriyah is pervy sages real name)
Tsunade: Theu should be here anysecond... we have to wake him up Shizune!

Shizune: Wait!? WHO'S COMING!??

Me: Th-the ni-ninjas!

Shizune: The ninja are coming back!? What!?

Tsunade: Relax Shizune. Orochimaru sent ninja to get the scroll.

Shizune: THE HOKAGE SCROLL!!! OF COURSE! WE HAVE TO PREPARE!!!

Me: That's why she was tring to wake... Jeriayh up!

Me: Y-yeah.

Shizune: Ooooh... *Goes up to Jeriayh, and presses on a certian muscle on his neck*

Jeriayh: *Sits up immediately, his eye opening up wide* HUH!?

Tsunade: *Slaps her forhead* Why didn't I think of that!

Me: Wh-what'd you do?

Shizune: Well, theres a muscle in your neck that chakra runs through, if it's pressed on hard enough, then you'll immediately wake up!

Me: Oooooooh!

Jeriayh: Uhn *Rubs the back of his neck* Could of you woken me up some OTHER way!?

Me: heh, y-yeah. *Coughs some more*

Me: Hey, your not drunk uh..... *Closes her eyes, and lays back down*

Jeriayh: Heh, yeah, sorry about all of that last night. I guess I was kind of out of it!

Tsunade: You THINK!?

Shizune: You where drunk too Lady Tsunade!

Tsunade: Hmph! So! *Looks over at Sakura and Rav* You guys shouldn't be out here when ninja could burst in anytime.

Shizune: We might need them to help us, even in their condition.

Me: *Glances over at Sakura* I can still help.

Me: *Opens her eyes, and yawn, then sits up* I'll help if I need to.

Shizune: GOOD! SO-

5 ninjas: -BOOM- The door is knocked down, 5 ninja's all looking exactly the same stand in the door way*

Me: W-wonderful. *Painfully sits up, taking her swords on. Walks in front of the small group of Shizune, Jeriyah, and Tsunade. Gets into a battle stance.* Bring it.

Shizune, Jeriayh, Tsunade: *All stadn up in a fighting stance*

The ninja's: Give us the scrolls, and we wont hurt you.

Me: Woah 0.o *Runs up next to Rav, gets out her kunai* Ready!

Me: Yeah, like we're gonna give YOU the scrolls. I repeat, bring it.

Ninja: *Laughs* FINE! *All of the ninja suddenly disappear, then reappear behind everyone, getting their kunai out*

Me: *Chuckles at the ninja* Seriously? That's the best you could do? Oh well, it's your loss. *Grabs the ninja behind her, flipping him over her onto his back.*

The ninja: Ugh! *Grabs Rav's foot, and flips her over as well*

Tsuande: CHA! *Punches the ninja behind her, making him fall over*

The ninja: Uhn.. *Grabs his face, looks back up at Tsunade, throws his shuriken at her*

Tsunade: *Dodges the shuriken, grabs it, and throws it back at him*

Me: *As the ninja is flipping her over, uses her sword to stab him in the back.