A Lesson On Grammar - By Lozza

No, really, some people's grammar here is terrible. My sister suggested to me that I make this topic, so I did!

Lesson I: Apostrophes (coming soon!)
Lesson II: Still thinking
Lesson III: Still thinking
Lesson IV: Still thinking
Lesson V: Still thinking

Lesson I shall begin soon!

Oh could I be one of your students lozza because I'm so bad at grammer!

I don't really need this, but could I be one of your "students" also? I get confused with apostrophes sometimes....

Oka-ay! Gosh, I sound so stupid. Yay for grammar!
Heh heh, a couple of weeks ago my friend told me I was a stupid, moronic idiot who cares too much about stupid grammar and she's sick of me. See, she uses really, really bad grammar! Um, yeah, that was really odd.

O-kay then........*raises hand* When does the lesson start, Ms. Lozza? (ahahahahahah!!!!)

Now, my faithful student! Muahahahahaha!

*rases hand* I'm bored and hungry can we start all ready

Thank you, teacher! (I shall be the PERFECT student!!!)

Alrighty! Lesson I: Apostrophes commences now!
Nooooow, tell me what you already know about apostrophes...

(I will be a quite student)

Well......remind me what they are again?

Oooh! Oooh! Heh heh...
' <==== that thingy!

what

So, this: ' ? Okay. How about you just teach us everything!!

yeah thats sounds great

Teach?

Okay, here's what I know about apostraphes (not so good at spelling the word, though).

You use them for words like:
They're
Her's
Dog's
Childrens'

And you use them for possesion sometimes, like if something belonged to Rav, we would say "Rav's ~~~".
I think I'm right on that one...

Ooh, and can I be one of your students? (Although I'm pretty good at grammar.)

Yeah, that's what you use them for! Oh, wait, I'm not the teacher........heh heh heh

Yayy! I was right!!
*does her little happy dance*

*shakes her head at Raz making a fool of herself in class*

*just drank like, a whole thing of Vault, which is like Mountain Dew with 10 times more sugar*

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

*continues her happy dance*

Hmmmm, I think I shall make myself the substitute teacher when Lozza isn't here.........Raz! Will soeone please tie her to her chair? *a random person who wanted to be taught grammar, ties Raz to her chair.* Thank you.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*is tied to the chair by a random person*
*tries getting the ropes untied, but her hands are tied, too*
Oh man.....
SUGAR!!!!!!!!!! Yeah...

No sugar in class, Ms. Raz.(heh heh heh, "Ms. Raz"....)We're here to learn, but, when your teacher, Ms. Lozza(*snicker*)isn't here, I will be here, watching all of you! Muhahahahahahah-ahem, I mean, watching all of you, making sure you behave. Yeah, that's it.....

You're not the teacher!! You can't tell me what to do!!! *grrrrrrrr* {}