Outtakes

Okay, Rav and I decided to start this topic. Rav found it on a different site, so we're not taking credit for making the game (though I wish we had made the game! ).

It's just what the title says: outtakes!
Outtakes are like mess-ups or bloopers on a show.
So all you have to do is either make up an outtake, or if you found one on another site, then you can post it here, too. Just don't forget to give credit to the people who made it!

Now, you can post outtakes from any show you want! For example, Rav will probably be posting mostly TT outtakes, and I'll probably post a few Avatar: The Last Airbender outtakes. I'll have Rav start off with an example. And if you still don't get it, feel free to ask questions! ^_^

~*Raz*~

Okay, I think I'll post the one I sent you earlier. This is from the season finale of Avatar:

*Aang has just gone into the Avatar State and is floating above the others. Azula shoots lightning at him and........misses?!*

Azula: Sorry!

Director: Cut! That's the tenth time, Azula! I knew you should've practiced your aim before we started shooting!


heh heh heh. Poor Azula, who woulda thought she has poor aim?

More Avatar outtakes:

*In "The Serpent's Pass", Sokka and Suki kiss.*

Sokka: Ewww, her breath smells!

Director: Sokka, that's NOT your line!

Suki: Hey! *Suki pushes Sokka off the cliff, into the water. The serpent eats him.*

Director: SUKI!! Great, someone go hire a new Sokka.

Katara, Aang and Toph(to Suki): Thanks for getting rid of him!


Ahahahahaha!! Poor Sokka.

Okay, let's see if I can do this! I'm am going to make an outtake for every episode(well, I MIGHT have to skip a few)of Avatar!

Episode 1, "The Boy in The Iceberg"

*Katara is getting mad at Sokka, making the iceberg Aang is in move. But, she takes it a little too far, making the iceberg tip over into the water and sink into the water*

Director: KATARA! Aang was in there!

Aang: *muffled because he's still in the fake iceberg AND sinking to the bottom of the water* Help!!!

Director: *sigh* WILL SOMEONE GET ME MY COFFEE ALREADY?! And go hire a new Aang well you're at it.


Episode 2, "The Avatar Returns"


*Zuko has fallen over the side of the ship. He's trying to climb back up to the side of the ship, but slips and falls.*

Zuko: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Help, I can't swim!!

Assistant Director: *To the director* Shouldn't we have someone save him?!

Director: *sips his coffee* Nah, I never liked that kid.

Zuko: glub glub


Episode 3, "The Southern Airtemple"

* Aang goes into the tent thing where he is supposed to find Monk Gyatso's bones. But, instead, he finds Gyatso........alive and well!*

Director: Cut! GYATSO! You're supposed to be dead!

Aang: Be quiet! *Airbends towards the director's chair, making it fall over. Hugs Gyatso.*

Director(Y'know, I feel as though he should have a name. So, I'm gonna call him "Dave" after the director of the first episode.)Dave: Hey!


Episode 4, "The Warriors of Kyoshi"

*Aang is running from the Unagi but....he's not fast enough! Gets eaten by the Unagi*

Dave: Cut! *sighs* *walks over to the the Unagi* Listen, Unagi, you can't keep on doing that! We're running out of Aang clones! Alright, buddy?

Unagi: *eats Dave as well*

*Sokka walks up next to Katara* Sokka: Now what?

Katara: *Walks over to the camera.* I'm afraid we are experiencing technical-difficulties. *Makes a staticy noise, shaking the camera then presses a button, turning off the camera.*
(heh heh heh heh.)


Episode 5, "The King of Omashu"

*Aang and Bumi are riding in the mail-things at the end of the episode. But, they crash, sending Bumi and Aang over the walls surrounding the city, into the abyss below.*

Dave: CUT! MEDIC!!!

Aang: *Sounding like he's falling* We're okaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy-ahhhhhhh!!!!

Dave: *facepalms* Assistant, get me some aspirin. *Sokka walks up in a silly-looking assistant-outfit*

Sokka: I still don't get why I had to do this......

Katara: Oh, be quiet.

Dave: Thank you, Katara.
(Okay, I think I made that go on for longer then I had to.)


Episode 6, "Imprisoned"

Okay, I can't think of anything to put for this one.......sorry! Maybe I'll be able to think of one later.....

Episode 7, "Spirit World"

*Aang is in spirit-form. Finds Katara and Appa. Tries talking to them.*

Katara: *looks at Aang* Aang!

Dave: CUT! Katara, you're not supposed to be able to see him!

Katara: Oh, heh heh, sorry!
(That one wasn't really that good.........)


Episode 8, "Avatar Roku"


*Aang is trying to contact Roku. A vision of Roku comes up.....of him dancing!!*

Aang: Um, Avatar Roku?!

Roku*turns around and realizes evryone saw him. Looks VERY embarassed.* Why didn't anyone tell me we were starting?!

Dave: *snickers* C-c-cut! *breaks out laughing*


Episode 9, "The Waterbending Scroll"

*Aang and Katara are trying to keep the boat from going over the side of the waterfall by waterbending. But, they are not good enough! The entire gaang goes over the waterfall, except for Momo who merely flies away.*

Katara, Sokka, and Aang: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Dave: CUT!!!!! Someone get some life-preservers! *The prop-guy walks up*

Prop guy(who I know shall call.........Tom!)Tom: Um, well, we kind of forgot to buy any.........

Dave: Oh. Uh-oh.

(I wouldn't say that one was very good....)


Episode 10, "Jet"

*Sokka is trying to tell Katara and Aang what Jet's true intentions are*

Jet: It's all true! Those filthy fire-benders are going to die!!!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!

Katara, Sokka and Aang: O.O

Dave: Cut! Jet, you aren;t supposed to give all that away!

Jet: Oh.....

Katara: Jerk! *pushes Jet out of the treehouse*

Jet: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-*splat*

Dave: KATARA!

Katara: What?!


Episode 11, "The Great Divide"


*The canyon crawlers are attacking the first time. They eat evryone!*

Dave:.................This isn't good.

(I shall call the Ass. Director.................John!)John: Nope, not good at all...........want to go get some coffee?

Dave: Sure!

*Dave and John walk away, leaving the canyon crawlers to eat the rest of the crew, including the camera-men, Tom, etc.*

Episode 12, "The Storm"

*In the flashback part where Zuko finds out he is going to have to fight his father.*

Zuko: *Down on his knees, begging not to have to fight his father*

Ozai: Oh, fine! Get up off the ground! *Helps Zuko off the ground then gives him a hug. They walk away, living happily ever after*

Dave:............Wait, cut! That wasn't in the script!

*Ozai turns around, holding the script in hisa hand. Burns it to ashes.*

Ozai: That's what I think about your script!

Zuko: You tell him dad!

Dave: That's it! *throws down his coffee mug* I quit!

Everyone, including the gaang, Iroh, and all of the cast and crew.: WHAT?!

Dave: That's right, I quit! *walks out to his car, gets in, and drives away.*

Aang: What do we do now?

John: I shall take over as the new director!

Everyone: *nods of approval*

Tune in next week to find out what happens when John takes over as the new director!


Okay, I have to get off the computer, so, I shall finish this tomorrow!

More of my attempt to make an outtake or almost every episode of Avatar! Rmember, Dave, the old director, has noyw quit and the assistant director, John, has now taken over! What shall happen? Well, you'll just have to read to find out!:

Episode 13, "The Blue Spirit"

*Before they start filming*

John: Okay everyone, chop, chop! We've got a show to make!

*Everyone gets into their places and begins filming. Everything goes well until the scene where Momo is supposed to be getting Katara and Sokka some water. He comes back the first time with......a glass of water!*

John: CUT!!!! (Here is where we see that John has a MAJOR anger problem) *Walks over to Momo* You stupid lemur! You weren't supposed to get it right!! *Kicks Momo*

*Aang suddenly appears*

Aang: HEY! Don't kick my lemur!! *airbends at John, making him fly back, straight into.........Appa's mouth!!*

Aang: *walks over to Momo* It's okay little buddy.

Sokka: Hey, who's supposed to direct the show NOW?

Tom(The prop guy): *walks up* I'll do it!

Sokka, Aang, and Katara: Al-right..............wait! You're just the prop guy!

Tom: So?! I can do it! Watch! *goes and sits in the folding director's chair* See?!

Aang: Fine.........

Tom: Yay! *claps his hands happily*

Katara: O-kay then......

(Hmmm, I can't think of anything else to put for that one. Quite long, wasn't it? Soo, let's see what happens when Tom takes over as the director!)


Episode 14, "The Fortune Teller"

*The fortune teller, Aunt Wu is telling Katara about her future.*

Aunt Wu: Yes, yes........you shall fall in love with the boy who loves you, Aang!

Katara: Wait......what?!

Tom: ....................

Katara: Um, shouldn't you say something, Tom? Like....I don't know? "Cut!"!

Tom: Why? Wasn't that what she was supposed to say?

Katara: No! Didn't you read the script?!

Tom: The what? Oh, you mean that yummy paper? Mmmm, *rubs his stomach happily* That was yummy in my tummy!(Okay, I'm breaking up laughing now! heh heh heh heh)

Katara: *raises her eyebrow* Um, would someone get this weirdo out of here?

Security guy: Sure! *grabs Tom, who is now struggling*

Tom: No! I sware, I'm not crazy!!! Agghhhh!! *gets dragged away by the security guy*

Katara: *Aang and Sokka have now walked up* Okay, this is getting crazy! We need a director!

Sokka: Hmmmmm, oh! I know! *goes and sits in the director's chair* I'll be the director!

Katara and Aang: WHAT??? NO!

Sokka: Fine......then who'll do it??

A voice: I'll do it.

*Sokka, Aang and Katara turn towards the voice*

Aang: Who's that?

*The person who the voice belongs to walks out of the shadows. It is.....Dave!*

Katara: Dave?!

Dave: Yeah, I decided to come back. It was just so boring at home! So, I decided to come back. *shrugs his shoulders, then walks over to his chair.* Ahh, feels good. Now, let's get this finished!

So, they finish the episode and they all live happily ever after! No, not really. Tune in later for more outtakes!


Okay, I have to go, but I'll finish this later! I'll get everything back to normal with just regular(Yeah, right.)outtakes!

Okay, I only have like, ten minutes to do more of this, so I won't be able to do many. So, here we go:


Episode 15, "Bato Of The Water Tribe"

*Sokka and Katara are asking Bato about their dad*

Bato: Well, see, you dad sorta....well, I killed him!! Muhahahahahaha!!!

Dave: Cut! Bato, *sighs* That WAS NOT your line!

Sokka: You did what?! *Uses his boomerang to whack Bato on the head, making him pass out*

Dave: Sokka! Um, your dad isn't really dead.

Sokka: Really??

Hakoda: *Walks in, eating a sandwich* Hey, what's goin' on?

Dave: Hakoda! You aren't supposed to appear until season 2!

Hakoda: But I wanted to see my kids!

Sokka and Katara: Daddy! *runs up and hugs Hakoda*

Dave: *Shaking head* Crazy people.......

(Hmmm, that one wasn't as good....That's all I can do for now!)

Okay, I shall now continue my quest! Here we go:


Episode 16, "The Deserter"

*Aang figures out how to firebend, then accidentally burns Katara*

Katara: Ow!! Hey!!! *Makes one of those giant, octupus things out of water. Uses one of the tentacles to pick Aang up and throw him far, far away*

Dave: Katara! You aren't supposed to be that advanced in your waterbending yet!! And you weren't supposed to do that!

Katara: You too!! *Grabs Dave as well and throws him into the water, then slams him around with the tenatcle* Don't tell me what I'm supposed to do!

(Okay, that one wasn't very good.........I shall do more later!!)

Sorry it's taking me so long to do this, but I keep on running out of time! But here's more !:


Episode 17, "The Waterbending Master" (Forgive me if I get some of the details wrong, I haven't watched this episode in quite a while.)

*Katara, Sokka and Aang are eating at the North Pole in the palace like place. Sokka takes the first bite of his food.*

Sokka: *His face turns pale and grabs at his throat. Starts choking.* Eccchhhh!!!

Dave: CUT! Sokka, that isn't your line.

Sokka: Eccchhhh!!!!! *Falls over choking.*

Dave: Okay, very funny Sokka. C' mon, we've got a show to film!

Katara: Um, I don't think he's kidding.

Dave: See if he's okay.

Katara: *Grabs a random stick and pokes at the now motionless Sokka. Doesn't move.* Nope, not okay.

Dave: Crud.

(heh heh heh heh, poor Sokka.....)


Episode 18, The Siege of the North, Part 1

(Sadly, my memory of this, and Part two are very sketchy and almost non-exsistent, so, once I watch it again, I shall make outtakes for them! So, for now, on to Season two!)

Season Two

Episode 20, "The Avatar State*

*General Fong is trying to make Aang go into the Avatar State. Is slowly making Katara sink into the ground.*

Aang: Katara! *Earthbends Katara out of the ground. Runs to her side.*

Dave: *sighs* Cut! Aang, you're not supposed to know how to earthbend yet!

Aang: But Katara almost DIED! And it's all his fault! *Points at Fong who is trying to sneak away quietly.*

General Fong: *Notices Aang looking at him* heh heh heh, sorry?

Aang: *grabs Sokka's boomerang and starts chasing Fong around with it.*

Dave: Dear god, they're all crazy.

(Okay, I'm too lazy to think of more right now....I might do more later if not tomorrow.)

Wow, you sure do make a lot of those!! O.o
But they're pretty good! ^-^ =D :] ^_^

Thanks! I'll do more later, if not tomorrow(Wait...I already said that, didn't I?). And poor, poor Dave......

Yeah, you already said that! =P

Yeah, probably tomorrow........now I'm gonna go watch Avatar!

Okay! Which episodes?

"The Fortuneteller" and, if my mom says okay, ummm, whichever one it is with the guy from the Watertribe that knows Katara and Sokka.

I've seen the second one you mentioned, but not "The Fortunteller". I'm pretty sure I know what happens in it, though....maybe...

Yeah, we watched the rest of Season 1.......

Wow, we haven't posted outtakes on here in a while! Wait, I've never posted an outtake here....'^^ Hmm, maybe I'll post one later today! I've already got a few made. How about you, Oracle? Do you have anymore made? You make some good -an funny- ones!!! :]

Ooh, forgot about this! I'll make some more outtakes later.

Yay!
Me, too!

'Kay, when I get back, I'll try to finish this or at least do some more.

Alright, here we go! Just to recap, I'm on the second episode of Season 2. "Dave", is the director.


Episode 2, "The Cave of Two Lovers"


*The lights are fading as it looks like Katara and Aang are about to kiss. When the crystals light up the cave, we see Katara and Aang making out!*

Dave: CUT! Katara! Aang! That is NOT what you're supposed to do! We're supposed to leave it up to the viewers whether or not you actually kissed.

Aang and Katara: *Are still making out. Aang stops for a moment and firebends at the director, making his little chair thing set on fire.*

Dave:.........That doesn't even make any sense! You're not supposed to be able to firebe-*All of a sudden, a fireball flies towards Dave's head, missing it by an inch.* Uhh, nevermind.

(That one wasn't very good......I'll do some more later.)

Hahaha! That was funny!
I've been trying to make more, but I can't think of any good ideas....Ooh, I know! How about you give me an episode to base off of, and I'll see what I can do! Cuz I can't think of a good episode to make an outtake on, and...yeah....Hmmm....
But that was funny!

Thank you, thank you. *Takes a bow. * Uhhh......how about...."The Day of Black Sun Part 1(Or part 2, doesn't matter)"?

Hmm...I'll try....It might take me a while. But I'll do what I can!

*Ish lurking* Wow! This thing got buried!

Perhaps I shall continue on my quest! ...Yes, I shall!

JQuick recap: The director's name is Dave, and the prop-guy's name is Tom(Prop-guy dude has been brought back for some cameos...).


Episode 203, Return to Omashu


*At the end of the episode, Aang is attempting to return Tom-Tom, Mai's little brother*

Tom-Tom: *Crawls/walks up to Mai's parents. The Governor dude looks over to see Aang, still standing there*

Aang: Hiya there! *Waves hand, a big grin on his face*

Dave: *Face-palm* Why do I still do this?

Tom: Because, you already tried quitting, but then the Assistant Director, John, took over, and it was found out that he had an anger problem, so Appa ate him, then I took over, and it was found out that I was certifitably crazy, so the security took me away, then Sokka was going to take over, but then you reappeared, saying you were sick of being at home.

Dave: Oh...right...um...then, why are you back?

Tom: Um...well...*Starts sweating nervously* ...CHICKEN!

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*Back stage, before any random episode in season two*

*Zuko and Katara are sitting in the break room, eating. They're chatting all friendly-like, when, suddenly, Sokka walks in. When he notices Zuko, he grabs his boomerang, and starts whacking Zuko on the head with it, yelling "BAD FIREBENDER!"*

Katara: O_o'....Sokka!

Sokka: *Stops for a second, looking at Katara, all innocent-like* Yeah, sis?

Katara:...What the heck are you doing?!

Sokka: ...*Looks between his boomerang, then Zuko's head, then back at Katara* ...Beating Zuko up?

Katara: Why?!

Sokka: He's our enemy!

Katara: *Sighs* Sokka, I've told you a million times, that's just on the show!

Sokka: .....Oh. ...Alrighty then! *Walks over to the vending machine to get some chips*


(...That was very random! Sorry, I just felt liking doing something like that...)