HeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHee....

heh heh heh. What?

why!?!?!?!

Alright here's the short story. Lozza and I were making twenty tv ads to promote craziness(she made nineteen of them). Then, I revealed my plan to her, that I made it so that whoever was in the ad would make the viewer(s) think that she was the ruler of the world. So I showed her my one commercial. And she was instantly hypnotized. She got out of it a few times, but I kept on doing it. Eventually I showed her teletubbies, and her brain instantly turned to mush. In short, I'm evil. Now its your turn! *grabs Jess and ties her up to a chair, then plays my hypnotizing commercial on a tv in front of her. It hypnotizes her* Yay!!

*doesnt pay atention to the tv* i always wanted to be tied to a chair...

*forces Jess to look at the tv. She resists, but TTfreak is stronger. The moment her eyes meet the television, they turn into swirls* She is now under my control! Muhahahahaha!!

................im bored...........*pays atention*

Muhahahahaha! That was the commercial that makes you think that I am the ruler of the world! Do my bidding, slave!

*keeps stareing at blank screen*

Jess? *waves hand in front of her face*

*doesnt move*

*Stares at screen with Jess* Oooh.... aaah....

Jess? Wake up. Lozza?

*yawns*

Jess? Are you ready to do my bidding?

*looks at ttfreak* ...no im tired + i dont know how to bid!

Um. You're supposed to be hypnotized. To do bidding, just do what I say to do!

*stares blankly & sounds like a zombie* how do i bid?

Go get me some Cherry 7up.

*get up & trips , wines* ooowwwwwwwwwww *gets up and hands ttfreak a cherry 7up*

Yayyyy! (I think I really will go and get a glass of Cherry 7Up!) Now, rub my feet!

Ooh... aah...

What? Jess? I know you're a mindless zombie, but I'm over here! Lozza? You never answered me!(your brain was melted)

...ugh...lozza rub her feet....i get more cherry 7up *runs out*

... ... Brain... mush... arteries... bonds... severed...

Lozza? Well, since you're brain is mush, maybe this will help! *rolls out huge laser and points it at Lozza. She then presses the big red button and zaps Lozza* Guess what that did?! It turned your brain into mashed potatoes(literally)!