A trip to Japan!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:30 am

Erm... ah... em...

AAAAAAAAAAAH! That poor defenseless child is being robbed by a masked man! Being a good ninja of the leaf village, you should help him!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:42 am

Sasuke: Don't worry, my love. Naruto is stopping him. Now, where did I put those breath mints?

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:45 am

*Sprints out of the bathroom while Sasuke's finding mints, and back to the crashed Limo, pretending to be dead*

Phew, he won't find me here. I hope...

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:47 am

Sasuke: Oh dear... it looks like she needs mouth- to- mouth again!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:49 am

Oh, sugar! Bad, bad, BAD move!

*Squeals* Sasuke, look, there's a drowing cat in the swamp, help it before it's too late!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:52 am

Sasuke: Sakura will help it! Now kiss me my love! *passionatly kisses Lozza, while at the same time holding her in a death grip so she can't get away again*

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:54 am

*Cries and shrieks* You can't rely on other people to do the ninja work that you have to do! Now... let... go... of...me!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:57 am

Sasuke: Never my love! * holds Lozza even tighter so that she can barely breath.Of course, it doesn't help that he's kissing her.

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:57 am

*Faints (for real this time) from lack of air* Gasping that Sasuke's a fool...

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:59 am

Sasuke: Oh dear. She must need mouth- to- mouth again!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:01 am

*Is still unconscious*

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:03 am

Sasuke: I shall keep kissing her until she awakens! *keeps on kissing Lozza, while nearby, a very mad Sakura is plotting Lozza's slow and painful death*

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:07 am

*Wakes up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gerr-off me you wacko!

Agh! Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi are being eaten by a giant snake!

*Wacks Sasuke on the head with a grape fruit*

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:12 am

Sasuke: Don't worry my love, your friend TTfreak is killing it with a sword! * points to me stabbing the snake with a sword, then getting kissed by a grateful Kakashi* Sasuke: Now, dearest, are you hungry? We could go get some ramen. I'll feed it to you!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:15 am

Darn it! Why does TTfreak get the guy she wanted...

Uh... Sasuke... You've got... um... LOOK! THERE'S ITACHI! The evil brother that killed your whole clan that you've always wanted to kill to get revenge!

(I love Itachi! He's awesome!)

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:20 am

Sasuke: Don't worry! Your friend is killing him! *points to me, fighting Itachi, and killing him, but just before he dies, getting kissed by him!* Sasuke: Now, open wide! Here comes the ramen train!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:23 am

*Bites Sasuke's hand while he's trying to feed me ramen*

Wow, TTfreak, you must be an awesome fighter, if you can kill Itachi! You ven got past his Mangekyou Sharingan?

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:26 am

No, I just pointed at Sasuke, then when he wasn't looking, I stabbed him in the back! Then he kissed me! And then Kakashi kissed me for being so brave! *goes off and kisses Kakashi some more, while Sasuke tries to feed Lozza more Ramen. Meanwhile, Sakura is thinking up a plan to kill Lozza*

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:30 am

*Cries* I want Kakashi!

NO! Sakura, kill me now! Please, take Sasuke!
How could anyone like me anyway? I'm a four foot tall midget with stupid stringy blonde hair and dull blue eyes!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:32 am

Huh... I'm five foot tall, with fluffy blondeish-brownish hair, blueish-grayish eyes(which I really like), and glasses.

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:34 am

Dagnabbit. How would Sasuke kiss me with my glasses on? I would have to take them off... (I have glasses)

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:36 am

Wait a second.... does that mean you want Sasuke to kiss you?! Sasuke! She likes you now! Sasuke: Yay! Look, my love! I got you roses!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:38 am

NOOOOOOO! That not what I...meant...

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:40 am

That's what it sounded like. Anyway, don't you want the roses Sasuke gave you? He gave you some chocolate too!

Subject: Re: A trip to Japan! Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:41 am

Well, I'll go for the chocolate! Yum... chocolate...

Wow, Sasuke's not following me any more... or is he a stalker?