WAR!!!!

Subject: WAR!!!! Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:40 am

Muahahahaha!!!(Anbody who wants to know how this craziness started, read the "discussion" between Star and I on the Naruto Roleplaying thread. ^^)

*Grabs Jonathan and runs off to get a big tank. Comes back a few minutes later with a huge tank.* *Cackles well aiming at Star*
_________________
All-American Rejects~Your Star

"Now I go away
Now I know todaaay.....
I picked out your star
Turned night to day
A simple whisper from your voice
And I fade away
You wish for love
You push me away
Your love for me was everything I need
The air I breathe"

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:40 pm

(So the battle between the Invader Zim-obsessed girl and the girl who can't get enough comics begins....)

*hides behind a rock, and Batgirl's aim is off, not hiting Star*
Ha! Haha...ha......Anyway....

*goes and disappears for a second, then comes back, inside the giant "Battle Mech 4" (the giant robot-thing that Zim used to "accidently" nearly destroy Irk)*

Muahahahahaha!!!!

*shoots lasers at Batgirl and Jonathan*
_________________
"Hello" (Evanescence):

Playground school bell rings again...
Rain clouds come to play again...
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind, giving you
Someone to talk to.
Hello....

~~~

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:16 pm

.......REINFORCEMENTS!!!!

*Yanks Wes(Beast Boy and Raven's kid)out of her fan fic.*

Me: Wes! Turn into a T-Rex!

Wes: Uh....why would I do that?

Me:...*Gives Wes her patented evil glare.* BECAUSE, I created you. Now....Turn into a T-Rex!

Wes: Um....okay.....*Whipers to Jon.* She's scary...

Jon: Tell me about it.

Wes: *Transforms into a T-Rex*

Me: Now........Attack Star!!

Wes: *Charges at the Battle-Mech 4 and bites at the metal, putting a big dent in it.*

Me: Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
_________________
All-American Rejects~Your Star

"Now I go away
Now I know todaaay.....
I picked out your star
Turned night to day
A simple whisper from your voice
And I fade away
You wish for love
You push me away
Your love for me was everything I need
The air I breathe"

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:12 am

Me (on the inside of the Battle-Mech 4): NOOO!!!
*to the the Irkens helping her control the robot-thing* Is that the BEST you can do?! COME ON!!!

*starts shooting more lasers, and one hits Wes*
Hahaha!!!!!!!!

*smiles evily*
_________________
"Hello" (Evanescence):

Playground school bell rings again...
Rain clouds come to play again...
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind, giving you
Someone to talk to.
Hello....

~~~

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:59 am

Me: Noooo!!!! Wes!

Wes: *Transforms back to human form and falls over.*

Me: You shall pay for that!!!!! Jon!

Jon: *Runs over to me* Yeah?

Me: Electrocute those aliens!

Jon: ....Are they evil? I can't electrocute them if they're innocent.

Me: ........WHAT?! *Mumbles* Stupid superheros and they're "morals" and ethics". JUST DESTROY THEM!

Jon: Fine..*Aims his hands and engulfs the Battle-Mech 4. Clenches his hand into a fist, and makes the Battle-Mech 4 implode, making Star fly onto the ground about twenty feet away.* Happy?

Me: Very. Thanks. Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
_________________
All-American Rejects~Your Star

"Now I go away
Now I know todaaay.....
I picked out your star
Turned night to day
A simple whisper from your voice
And I fade away
You wish for love
You push me away
Your love for me was everything I need
The air I breathe"

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:16 am

Me: *falls to the ground after being thrown out of the Battle Mech 4* Grrrrrr!!!!!!!
*stands up and dusts herself off, then runs off, and comes back...flying in one of those flying ship-things the Irkens use*

Haha!!

*shoots stronger, more powerful lasers at Batgirl and Jon*
_________________
"Hello" (Evanescence):

Playground school bell rings again...
Rain clouds come to play again...
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind, giving you
Someone to talk to.
Hello....

~~~

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:15 am

Me:....SHIELD!

Jon: ....Okay, how did I become your personal warrior?

Me: *Stares using patented I'm-going-to-kill-you-if-you-don't-obey-me glare.* Shield. Now.

Jon: *Sighs* Fine...*Creates a shield of electricity to block the lasers.*

Me: Ha!
_________________
All-American Rejects~Your Star

"Now I go away
Now I know todaaay.....
I picked out your star
Turned night to day
A simple whisper from your voice
And I fade away
You wish for love
You push me away
Your love for me was everything I need
The air I breathe"

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:29 am

Me: GRRRR!!!!

*calls in half of the Irken armada, and gets in another Battle-Mech machine, leading the group*

Now....ATTACK!!!!

*everyone starts blasting lasers and guns and what not at Batgirl and Jon*

Ha! Who's laughin' now?
_________________
"Hello" (Evanescence):

Playground school bell rings again...
Rain clouds come to play again...
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind, giving you
Someone to talk to.
Hello....

~~~

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:43 am

Me: *Yawn* Jon, make an electric monster.

Jon:.....Excuse me? I don't know what that is.....

Me: It's a monster made out of electricty!

Jon: Yeah, THAT clears things up.....Fine. *Creates a giant, godzilla-sixe electric monster. The monster grabs the second Battle-Mech and crushes it. Then, the monster picks up any leftover Irken and squiches them in it's hand. Finally, it picks Star up, keeping her trapped in his hand.*
_________________
All-American Rejects~Your Star

"Now I go away
Now I know todaaay.....
I picked out your star
Turned night to day
A simple whisper from your voice
And I fade away
You wish for love
You push me away
Your love for me was everything I need
The air I breathe"

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:52 am

(That is just...cruel! Mission Impending Doom 2 WILL be sucessfull!!!!!! Razz

)

Me: *calls in gigantic Gir from the Halloween episode, who is taller than the elctric monster*
Gir, take care of this giant electric monster thing!!

Gir: Okey-dokey!
*squishes the electric monster, but doesn't get shocked, for his dog suit is...electric-proof!*

Me: Thank you. Now....squish that person!!

*points to Jon*

Gir: Okay!

*squishes Jonathan*
_________________
"Hello" (Evanescence):

Playground school bell rings again...
Rain clouds come to play again...
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind, giving you
Someone to talk to.
Hello....

~~~

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:07 am

(I'm cruel? Sure...you're the one who just tried to squish my character! Yes, I said tried. HA!)

Me: JON!!!!!

Jon: *After the giant Gir moves his foot, it is revealed that Jon had made a small shield around himself.*

Me: Whew....

Jon: Jeez...you people are crazy. Can I go back to Titans Tower now?

Me:...Um, no! I need you! Now, make a bigger monster!

Jon: *Sighs* Fine.....*Creates a monster five times BIGGER than Gir. Then, makes the monster pucnh Gir, then kick him, then finally step on him, cryshing him.*

Me: Muahahahaha!!
_________________
All-American Rejects~Your Star

"Now I go away
Now I know todaaay.....
I picked out your star
Turned night to day
A simple whisper from your voice
And I fade away
You wish for love
You push me away
Your love for me was everything I need
The air I breathe"

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:19 am

Me: GIR!!!! Oh wait, you're made of metal...phew!

*Gir steps out from under the monster, unscathed*
Haha! Now....

*Gets normal-sized Gir and gets into the space-ship thing, flying off to Mars*
Now how does this work....?

*comes back, flying Mars (yes, that's right, Mar's is actually a giant space-ship...and yes, that WAS on Invader Zim! Razz

)*

Muahahahaha!!

*squishes (and yes, DEFFINATLY squishes) Jon with the planet Mars, which is actually a space ship*

Hahaha!!!!
_________________
"Hello" (Evanescence):

Playground school bell rings again...
Rain clouds come to play again...
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind, giving you
Someone to talk to.
Hello....

~~~

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:21 am

Me: NOOOO!!!! JON! ......You're just cruel! *Walks off, crying over Jon, the character she devoloped for YEARS, and was killed in five seconds by freakin' Mars.( Razz

)*
_________________
All-American Rejects~Your Star

"Now I go away
Now I know todaaay.....
I picked out your star
Turned night to day
A simple whisper from your voice
And I fade away
You wish for love
You push me away
Your love for me was everything I need
The air I breathe"

Subject: Re: WAR!!!! Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:51 am

Wait....Does that mean I WIN?!?!

And yes, "Freakin' Mars" is pretty amazing, huh? Razz

_________________
"Hello" (Evanescence):

Playground school bell rings again...
Rain clouds come to play again...
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind, giving you
Someone to talk to.
Hello....

~~~