"Todd? I like Squee better." -Johnny (after he found out that "Squee"'s real name was Todd....Random...'^^)

"Sponges are scaaary." -Squee (...no idea why he said that...)

"I...am...el bored-o! Let's speak Spanish...MUCHACHA!" -Me, in a very random IM conversation with my friend from school. We always have very random conversations. xD

"First a magician now a model, whats next a dancer?" - me
"yes!!....i'm a ballerina!!" *starts to spin* - my friend josh

this was today in my career class

From the No Man's Land novel, in an entry/letter from Barbara Gordon to her father:

"My name was Batgirl once.
Now I'm called Oracle.
But my name is really Barbara Gordon."

and:

"I know, too, that if you dive off what was once the Babylon Towers with a good cable and perfect aim, you can loop your throw around the statue of the Zion Lion thirty feet felow, the one that sits atop the GCBC building. If you do it right, your arms will feel like they're leaving their sockets the hard way, but if you keep your grip and your nerve, you can swing all the way to the apartments overlooking Victory Square.

"I know that if you do it wrong, you'll hit the ground so hard they'll need a sponge to get you out of your costume.

"I know that, if you do this at 2337 hours Monday through Friday, you can clear the next three rooftops in time to land atop the J Street el as it slows to turn up Broadway. On Saturdays, you've got to do it three minutes earlier."


More later!

"Oh, all of the cool stuff at Hot Topic. Heck, I'd just buy the whole store. And give all of the Twilight crap to some random Twilight fangirls. " -Me, in the "If you had an unlimited amount of money, how would you spend it?" thread on AI.

"*Bangs head against desk* They make Edward Cullen BODY GLITTER?! ...I think my head is going to explode.

Okay...deep breaths." -Me, on the same thread, after a former fellow Twilight-hater says something about buying Edward Cullen body glitter. ^^'

It is very disturbing. Then again, anything even remotely Twilight related disturbs me.


Anyway...

Hm...I have no random quotes...I shall have to find some!

Mum: I love this song!
Sister: It's called Barcelona, right?
Me: Barcelona? BARCELONA?!
Mum: What, do you like it?
Me: NO!
Sister: Then why'd you go all fanatic about it? It's just a city.
Me: N-n-no, not the city, the planet Barcelona! Dogs with no noses!
Mum and Sister: o_0

You two frighten me. *Ish frightened*

Me, during the season finale of NCIS--

"...Oh...my...god. OH MY GOD! ZIVA! HOW COULD THEY...OH MY GOD!!! *Realizes something* ...Wait...I have to wait FOUR FREAKIN' MONTHS for the season premier?! AGH!!! So...many...questions! *Starts freaking out again* ZIVA!!! Okay, calm down...what am I saying, I can't calm the frick down! THEY TORTURED ZIVA! Ziva can't be tortured! She's ZIVA! *Repeats*"

^^'

Likewise. You two are creeping me out. xD

Sister: Hey, look, audio navigation for the hearing impaired!
Me: *facepalm*

Oh, man, that's really funny...


An excerpt from my Teen Titans parody/comedy-thingy:


"Once upon a time, there lived a happy group of teens, who lived in a giant tower.

Robin, the spiky-haired leader who dresses like a Christmas tree!

Hey!

Starfire, the weirdo alien that, for some reason, has still yet to master the English language, even after five freakin' seasons and a movie!

That is not very kind, voice from above.

Beast Boy, the green Doom Patrol reject who plays way too many video games!

Dude!!

Raven, the goth half-demon who is just waiting to kill everyone with her mighty
powers!

...

Friend Raven, why do you not protest?

And Cyborg, the half-man, half tin can who's obsessed with his car!

Hey, she's my baby!

Dude, we gotta get you a girlfriend.

Together, they make...The Teen Titans!

As I was saying, they were a happy group of freaks. That is, until word reached them that their show had been cancelled! Thus ensues havoc."





Another excerpt-thingy, this time from one of my "in-between" fan fic-thingies with Jon in it...it's Jon speaking. ^^'

"I'm going to kill that little weasel. I swear, I really am. I can see the obitiuary in the Jump City Gazette now...

"Robin, Teen Titan
Found tragically choked to death with Christmas lights.
He will be remembered for his weasly-ness
On the up-side, the lights matched his costume!"

Yep. The little elf will pay. Pay for telling him."


"Him" is Bats, by the way.