Okay, let's see if I can do this! I'm am going to make an outtake for every episode(well, I MIGHT have to skip a few)of Avatar!
Episode 1, "The Boy in The Iceberg"
*Katara is getting mad at Sokka, making the iceberg Aang is in move. But, she takes it a little too far, making the iceberg tip over into the water and sink into the water*
Director: KATARA! Aang was in there!
Aang: *muffled because he's still in the fake iceberg AND sinking to the bottom of the water* Help!!!
Director: *sigh* WILL SOMEONE GET ME MY COFFEE ALREADY?! And go hire a new Aang well you're at it.
Episode 2, "The Avatar Returns"
*Zuko has fallen over the side of the ship. He's trying to climb back up to the side of the ship, but slips and falls.*
Zuko: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Help, I can't swim!!
Assistant Director: *To the director* Shouldn't we have someone save him?!
Director: *sips his coffee* Nah, I never liked that kid.
Zuko: glub glub
Episode 3, "The Southern Airtemple"
* Aang goes into the tent thing where he is supposed to find Monk Gyatso's bones. But, instead, he finds Gyatso........alive and well!*
Director: Cut! GYATSO! You're supposed to be dead!
Aang: Be quiet! *Airbends towards the director's chair, making it fall over. Hugs Gyatso.*
Director(Y'know, I feel as though he should have a name. So, I'm gonna call him "Dave" after the director of the first episode.)Dave: Hey!
Episode 4, "The Warriors of Kyoshi"
*Aang is running from the Unagi but....he's not fast enough! Gets eaten by the Unagi*
Dave: Cut! *sighs* *walks over to the the Unagi* Listen, Unagi, you can't keep on doing that! We're running out of Aang clones! Alright, buddy?
Unagi: *eats Dave as well*
*Sokka walks up next to Katara* Sokka: Now what?
Katara: *Walks over to the camera.* I'm afraid we are experiencing technical-difficulties. *Makes a staticy noise, shaking the camera then presses a button, turning off the camera.*
(heh heh heh heh.)
Episode 5, "The King of Omashu"
*Aang and Bumi are riding in the mail-things at the end of the episode. But, they crash, sending Bumi and Aang over the walls surrounding the city, into the abyss below.*
Dave: CUT! MEDIC!!!
Aang: *Sounding like he's falling* We're okaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy-ahhhhhhh!!!!
Dave: *facepalms* Assistant, get me some aspirin. *Sokka walks up in a silly-looking assistant-outfit*
Sokka: I still don't get why I had to do this......
Katara: Oh, be quiet.
Dave: Thank you, Katara.
(Okay, I think I made that go on for longer then I had to.)
Episode 6, "Imprisoned"
Okay, I can't think of anything to put for this one.......sorry! Maybe I'll be able to think of one later.....
Episode 7, "Spirit World"
*Aang is in spirit-form. Finds Katara and Appa. Tries talking to them.*
Katara: *looks at Aang* Aang!
Dave: CUT! Katara, you're not supposed to be able to see him!
Katara: Oh, heh heh, sorry!
(That one wasn't really that good.........)
Episode 8, "Avatar Roku"
*Aang is trying to contact Roku. A vision of Roku comes up.....of him dancing!!*
Aang: Um, Avatar Roku?!
Roku*turns around and realizes evryone saw him. Looks VERY embarassed.* Why didn't anyone tell me we were starting?!
Dave: *snickers* C-c-cut! *breaks out laughing*
Episode 9, "The Waterbending Scroll"
*Aang and Katara are trying to keep the boat from going over the side of the waterfall by waterbending. But, they are not good enough! The entire gaang goes over the waterfall, except for Momo who merely flies away.*
Katara, Sokka, and Aang: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Dave: CUT!!!!! Someone get some life-preservers! *The prop-guy walks up*
Prop guy(who I know shall call.........Tom!)Tom: Um, well, we kind of forgot to buy any.........
Dave: Oh. Uh-oh.
(I wouldn't say that one was very good....)
Episode 10, "Jet"
*Sokka is trying to tell Katara and Aang what Jet's true intentions are*
Jet: It's all true! Those filthy fire-benders are going to die!!!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!
Katara, Sokka and Aang: O.O
Dave: Cut! Jet, you aren;t supposed to give all that away!
Jet: Oh.....
Katara: Jerk! *pushes Jet out of the treehouse*
Jet: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-*splat*
Dave: KATARA!
Katara: What?!
Episode 11, "The Great Divide"
*The canyon crawlers are attacking the first time. They eat evryone!*
Dave:.................This isn't good.
(I shall call the Ass. Director.................John!)John: Nope, not good at all...........want to go get some coffee?
Dave: Sure!
*Dave and John walk away, leaving the canyon crawlers to eat the rest of the crew, including the camera-men, Tom, etc.*
Episode 12, "The Storm"
*In the flashback part where Zuko finds out he is going to have to fight his father.*
Zuko: *Down on his knees, begging not to have to fight his father*
Ozai: Oh, fine! Get up off the ground! *Helps Zuko off the ground then gives him a hug. They walk away, living happily ever after*
Dave:............Wait, cut! That wasn't in the script!
*Ozai turns around, holding the script in hisa hand. Burns it to ashes.*
Ozai: That's what I think about your script!
Zuko: You tell him dad!
Dave: That's it! *throws down his coffee mug* I quit!
Everyone, including the gaang, Iroh, and all of the cast and crew.: WHAT?!
Dave: That's right, I quit! *walks out to his car, gets in, and drives away.*
Aang: What do we do now?
John: I shall take over as the new director!
Everyone: *nods of approval*
Tune in next week to find out what happens when John takes over as the new director!
Okay, I have to get off the computer, so, I shall finish this tomorrow!
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"Fallin' Apart"-The All-American Rejects
Anyone got it where the roses sleep
(I can make you anything you wanna be)
When that body's close to me
(I can give you anything you’d ever need)
When I fall to the floor
'Cause I can’t feel anymore
You can have my heart, girl
You don’t have to steal anymore
When I look to the stars
Wherever you are
*My Oh-So-Very-Awesome Avatar by...ME!*