CHAOS!!!!!

It WAS strange...*Gets to the UFO. An alien about five inches tall jumps out, holding a giant laser gun about ten times his size.*

Tiny Little Alien: *In squeaky voice* Surrender, earthlings!

Me: ...Riiighhht.

Little Tiny Alien: I am from the planet Zikon, puny earthling! NOW TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER OR I SHALL BLAST YOU TO BITS!

Little Tiny Alien: GAK! *Is blinded by the flash from the mysterious camera that appeared out of nowhere* DIE! *Shoots his laser, accidentally hitting a tree that also appeared out of nowhere. The tree disentegrates*

Me: ...Crap.

Tiny Little Alien: *Still blinded, starts shooting it's giant laser blindedly() at random things--the plane, more trees*

Me: *Smacks hand against face* He's destroying the trees!

Little Tiny Alien: *Shoots the tree Spooky was hiding behind* DIE, EARTHLINGS!!!

Me: *Mumbles something about the alien being a crazy little pshyco, then walks up to him, snatching the laser away*

Tiny Little Alien: Hey!

( I saved us!)

Me: *Has a mini stare-off with the alien. It ends with her(me) crushing the alien under her boot* ()

Me: It was an evil alien! *Sighs*

Me: *Mumbles something about Spooky being crazy and thinking crazy psycho aliens who try to kill her are her friends* ...Anyway...

Me: *Facepalms* *Sighs* I'm taking over Europe in the company of the insane...

Me: *Stares at Spooky for a few moments* ...I guess we just start heading towards civilzation, then take over whatever we come to first. () Eventually, we'll enslave enough people that can help us!

...O_o'

*Starts whacking herself on the head repeatedly with the butt of her rifle* Someone help...please...

*The Beatles' song "Help" suddenly starts blaring from a random speaker that appeared out of nowhere...in the middle of a field...where there is no electricity*

( )

Hey! *Grabs Spooky's bow and breaks it in half. Another giant speaker appears, this time blaring the music*

Yay! I luff The Beatles...*Glares at Spooky*