The Misadventures Of Sir Spaz-A-Lot

Hello all! This is a little story that Kip and I will be writing together. I have NO idea how to explain it, so I shall post the PM that Kip sent to ask me about it...

I was wondering If you want to write a story. I have thought of two key characters... Theses princess batarina , whos really smart and a great warrior and all that who is gonna get coronated but some enemy captures her to disadvantage her kingdom!
Enter sir spaz-a-lot , a rookie knight who bumbles through anything and only just survives battles, and for some reason he is the only one who can save princess batarina!
Of corse its a comedy , and you dont have to help and I need help.



I told Kip I'd go ahead and start the thread, but I'll let him start the actual story. ^_^ Kip, we might want to discuss who the enemy is and such before we start the story...I was just kinda excited, and decided to make the thread now. ^^'

Sounds.....interesting....*is mildly afraid* ()

Gee, I wonder who's gonna play the leading "roles"! *sarcasm* I can't imagine two people who could get the job done! ( )

Yes, you should be VERY afraid. ()

Hm, I WONDER. *Rolls eyes* Princess Batarina.....dear god, what's wrong with you Kip! Well, besides the obvious. Nah, it's a good name...^^

Okay Im not verygood at coming up with names............. How about the enemy is a giant slug called sluzzbok!
wait, how would a giant slug defeat a great warrior princess?
That aside, the enemy could be a demon or even just a power hungry guy. But thats not as interesting as a dark wizard who metamorphs into a dragon. One things for sure, he can be UGLY as something you find when you turn over a stone!!!!!
I think we should go with wizard, with an army of half-human creatures called breastodroids and the power to summon up the dead.
A spaz necro-warrior!@

Batgirl wrote:

Yes, you should be VERY afraid. ()

Hm, I WONDER. *Rolls eyes* Princess Batarina.....dear god, what's wrong with you Kip! Well, besides the obvious. Nah, it's a good name...^^

Ha ha! DEAR GOD thats cursing! thats cursing!

*does a crazed dance around the room*
*Grabs batgirl and rubs her nose against the screen*
You cursed! you cursed! Now whos the baddie!!!!!

Umm....I don't really think saying "Dear God" is cursing, even if I am strictly against saying it (I'm kinda big on Christianity), it's not against the rules.

Nah, I don't think it's considered cursing....even though it isn't, that post really made me laugh.

Wow.....that's a really good idea for the enemy, Kip! A wizard who can morph into a dragon, has an army of half-human creatures, is ugly as heck, and can raise the dead! I love it! Now.....a name........how about...hm...I have no idea.

Yeah, I din't think it was considered cursing (Batgirl, what do you think of my new sig and avatar? )

*cough Already said I loved it cough*

(Oh. Sorry. '^^)

So......hey, Star? Any suggestions for the name of the evil wizard?

Ummmm....How about....ummm....I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I'll let you know if I can think of something, 'kay? What's he look like/ what does he do again?

Well, he's an ugly wizard who can turn into a dragon, has an army of half-human creature/mosnter-things, and can raise the dead. And anything else the combined power of Kip and I's minds can come up with.

Okay.....Hmmm.....Hold on, let me think.....'^^

.......Think faster!!!! ()

Okay, okay! Gee....Ummm.....How about.....Melon Lord!!! XP

heh heh heh...*Tries to be serious* NO!! heh heh heh We are not naming him after the...Fire Lord Ozai....practice...... dummy...thingy. ()

Awww, but why not?!?!? I wanna name it after the Fire Lord Ozai practice dummy thingy!!! PLEASE!!!! *acts like a 5 year old and throws a fit* ()

Oh my gosh....no! Melon Lord is NOT something a wizard would be called!

Oooh...I just had an idea! Since this is supposed to be a comedy, maybe we should name him something like Bob or Carl or something!

NOO!!! MELON LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ()

MELON LORD ISN'T EVEN A NAME!!!!!!! ()

BUT IT COULD BE!!!!!

Jeez.....okay, for the LAST time.....WE AREN'T GOING TO CALL THE WIZARD "MELON LORD"!!!!!!

BUT WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

BECAUSE, what the heck does "The Melon Lord" have to do with a wizard? I say that we should call him somthing like Bob or something...something really run-of-the mill that would be kinda funny that a wizard would be called it.